iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEARS GETTING BOZO’D UP AGAIN

I just got done eating a gourmet lunch of peanut butter and jam, off a single slice of bread. I’ve had so much coffee today, my heart stopped three times. I had to punch my chest in to get it kicking again, old school (extra Atari). None of that shit stopped me from sticking the pins into your head (extra Pennydreadful) for betting against the cabal.

Listen to me: I am up another 0.8% today, bowling, straight up bowling on you pinheads. The market acted like it wanted to trade sideways earlier, then it rose up from the ground (extra Night’s King) and then proceeded to eat the skulls of these bozos in our way.

My motherfucking 4 horsemen are not to be fucked with: FEYE, AGIO, CYBR and N.

Just know, I’m building a position in ZFGN, long the fat man eating cheesed doodles in his basement.

Now go away.

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10 comments

  1. Marc David

    Short Squeeze in the works?

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    • bruce keller

      Bullish sentiment is incredibly low, Oct 14th levels. It is the reason that makes it very hard for me to be bearish right now. tickersense shows like 13% bulls, AAII is something like 22% with almost half neutral. When that sidelines money goes, it’s going to be wild. This is a pretty good setup for a blowoff top, I wonder if it will go through August?

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  2. halfbloodpope

    I am dependent to caffeine via Diet Pepsi. Even Elon Musk has fallen victim to the diet soda addiction as he has stated in an interview that he drinks at least six cans a day.

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    • mamoore9

      Doc, given current medical knowledge, do you think diet is any better or worse than straight sugar-hose regular soda? I can’t kick the 1-2 cans per day. I’ve started alternating diet and regular, and tell you what, regular tastes real good.

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      • halfbloodpope

        The calories are unarguable if you are talking 1-2 but I truly believe it is much easier to drink 6 diets than it is to drink 6 regular soft drinks.

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  3. it is showtime
    it is showtime

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    Overvalued
    Mathematically Impossible To Pay Off All Of Our Debt
    Chinese Stock Bubble Now Plumbing Depths Of Human

    Stupidity
    Chinese Stocks Are Now Up Over 100% Year-To-Date
    Martin Armstrong Warns Of The Coming Crash Of All Crashes
    “We’re Living In A Make-Believe World” Biderman Warns
    Snapchat CEO Warns Tech, “Matter Of Time Til It Bursts”
    Junk Bonds “Even More Dangerous” Than Stocks, Icahn Says

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