iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEWARE: The Lords of Finance Summer Soon

As you can see by the erratic  movement in NASDAQ  futures over the past few hours, EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE has taken hold of the market.

Our C-level execs are too busy eating foie gras, getting their bell helicopters waxed, than to concern themselves with the likes of you–in the pits of stock market hell working through volatility. Very soon, liquidity will shrivel up and fall off, like Bruce Jenner’s penis, as these men of industry put the finishing touches on their harems and impose a ‘calm normality’ over their summer homes of wanton vagrant degeneracy.

If the world was just, fucking Samurais armed with axes would slice these men in half, burn their harems to the ground, and then take their money to send the Dow Jones to 30,000.

In the meantime, watch your p’s and q’s and always be on the look out for an unsolicited clown rape.

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11 comments

  1. matt_bear

    where do you summer?

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  2. UncleBuccs

    What happens when Ms. Jenner’s lawyers provide you with proof of her intact Olympian penis, and demand a retraction along with an apology?

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  3. sarjoy

    Bruce, I mean Caitlyn, looks like Courtney Cox on meth.

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  4. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    lol my BTU and TC are ripping tits today.

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  5. budh

    unnecessary distractions abound.

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  6. duckkell

    will you be revealing the GARP portfolio to the masses anytime soon? Curious to see

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  7. bruce keller

    I don’t know why, but NFLX looking like a decent short if we get a small correction. Just can’t see that business model persisting… companies will make their own movies and shows and you might have an aggregator, but it won’t be $37bil and it won’t be Netflix.

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Good luck with that one. If it were so easy then why aren’t there a bunch of successful large-scale competitors? They have become a part of everyday life for a huge number of people. Don’t understand it but no reason to fight it.

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    • bruce keller

      True, odd that Apple didn’t jump into it with their iTunes.

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