When I blogged my last note, if that’s what I’m calling them these days, the market topped for the day. I was feeling my oats, kicking older men down urinal shafts and into pits filled with alligators. Shortly thereafter, markets slid and then slid some more. Sure, I still managed to make 0.15% for the day; but I did so in a very depressing manner.
Biotech worked well today and my position in SGEN is ballooning higher in valuation, as Baker Bros work towards world domination. But what is it all for, I ponder? Am I to simply sit out the rest of my days behind a hot computer, hoping for the Federal Reserve to be accommodative for me?
YOU’RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM! That’s exactly what I intend to do, and more.
While you goose stepping Nazis short the spyders, “The Fly” was building dick guillotines, designed to remove you from your anatomy at an industrial rate. Very soon, all of you will be tossed into it and speed chopped, like carrots, in order to remove your DNA from the population. We cannot risk your DNA going any further, lads. Enjoy our precisions ginsu blade on our Chopper 3000.
At the end of the day, you and I are just shooting the breeze. One of us lives a charmed life, the other– not so much. One of us is afforded all the luxuries life has to offer, the other is getting shot at 9pm in front of his neighborhood bodega. We all have roles to play and I intend to play mine to its maximum potential.
I am a fucking Space Alien Magician (SAM) speeding through time in a fucking time machine, destined for the sun with a vehicle made from dynamite sticks. Anything you say to me, ultimately, will only blow up in your ugly faces.
Good day.
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“I am a fucking Space Alien Magician (SAM) speeding through time in a fucking time machine, destined for the sun with a vehicle made from dynamite sticks. Anything you say to me, ultimately, will only blow up in your ugly faces.”
You will never lose money again and will be blessed with good fortune forever!
I know that, Reek.
Scented Rose Petals?
Turn these motherfuckers into a bunch of Theon Greyjoys.
Sew extra penises on?
I made 1.32% on the day – not too shabby.
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Italy’s Birth Rate Drops To 150 Year Low
Even The FDIC Admits Not Ready For Next Banking Crisis
Bill Gross: “This Is All Ending”
Seems like everyone is calling a top these days.
I care a lot more about structural changes that don’t make an economic depression not-inevitable
than tops
If the birth rate of every country dropped to 150-year lows, the world would be SO much better off!
the crapper videos make no sense.
I traded FMSA into oblivion today, it was a good day. Suffice to say I am up more than you Le Fly “SAM” Penis Guillotining Goose Stepping Nazi. Just sad I did not initiate a position in FEYE, as when it was down, I said it would be back in the upper $40s..
Didn’t I tell you people about TC and AA….I’m a happy camper!!. AND YES!! I’m really camping while trading…IM A SICK son of a bitch!!
Camper than a row of chiffon tents!!
and my hrtx lost a 1.00 a share today sigh
its my stock of the year pick at 10.00
go reek
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ETF Issuers Quietly Prepare For “Meltdown” With Liquidity
Bank Reserves & Loans: The Fed is Pushing On A String
David Stockman: “The Terminal Phase Of The Global Financial System”
Just posted this on the White House FB Page………Our Marines NEED to step in NOW!! Before he destroys our country!!! THIS IMPOSTER IS THE ENEMY!!
Nice knowing you … Enjoy Guantanamo Bay!
Even crazies should use correct spelling IMPOSTOR