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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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We’re Going Straight Up Now

Dr. Fly Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:03am EST 14 Comments

Goldman downgrades almost every oil stocks except FANG today. Greece is on the verge of vomiting all over Germany again. Negative mortgage rates are coming, thanks to deflationary pressures. China just posted their weakest GDP number since the financial crisis.

What does it all mean?

It means we’re going higher, you fucking muppets.

What part of “never bet against QE” don’t you dick-holders get? NOTHING MATTERS. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy, the same type of shit that cannon shot America into the winners circle 100 years ago.

Markets are fortress cities, immune from the Golden Horde raids, steadily melting up–fueled by QE and cocaine addled hedge fund managers.

Happy tax day!

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14 comments

  1. zuuuuul
    zuuuuul
    April 15, 2015 at 9:30 am

    This market is about to get hit in the face with a piping hot slice of pizza.

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  2. the profit
    the profit
    April 15, 2015 at 9:47 am

    Bluestar will have his day… one day… but not today.

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  3. halfbloodpope
    halfbloodpope
    April 15, 2015 at 10:06 am

    I am still waiting for the iBC golf charity event.

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  4. UncleBuccs
    UncleBuccs
    April 15, 2015 at 10:08 am

    MBLY up 7% this morning. The Devil is for real…

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  5. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    April 15, 2015 at 10:11 am

    i’m wearing a gopro on my forehead as i watch my GPRO calls scream.

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  6. duckkell
    duckkell
    April 15, 2015 at 10:11 am

    Tax Day – Kids Birthday…GREAT DAY!!

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  8. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping
    April 15, 2015 at 10:20 am

    Put some $GASL in yo life!

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  9. frog2
    frog2
    April 15, 2015 at 10:22 am

    that look on Draghis face when he thought he was about to be assassinated

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    • duckkell
      duckkell
      April 15, 2015 at 10:34 am

      saw her “tale of the whale” when she jumped up on his desk….black thong

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