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NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW

We killed all the bears and buried them last week. Now we’re heading over to the cemetery to dig up their bones and stomp them out into dust.

Who’s down?

It does’t matter what I say here. The Gods favour Fly and owe me for the shit they pulled on me last year. Since then, I’ve sacrificed many goats and punched many mustaches off. Like the Lannisters, “The Fly” always pays his debts.

What the fuck do you want me to tell you, son? Markets are ripping tits off and you’re sitting there waiting for pullbacks. Look, there are people like you, afraid to take what’s rightfully yours. And then there are people like me who literally don’t give a shit, straight honey badger style, and lives life like there is nothing to lose.

I want the market to decimate to zero. When it happens, I can only hope to be fully leveraged, zero the fuck out, and give me a real reason to move to Puma Punku. In the meantime, I’ll sit here collecting coin, like a fucking Scrooge on X-Mas eve, banging out gangster rap music in my office–so fucking loud– the joints in the sheetrock separate.

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14 comments

  1. Dr. Fly

    Last day for Exodus trials.

    Email me flybroker@gmail for a look

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  2. duckkell

    next stop for oil…$65 or $45??

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  3. duckkell

    cant wait for you to come back to the dark side as an OILMAN!

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  4. og

    Oil inventories less than expected huh?

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  5. RaginCajun

    This post is full of win.

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  6. zuuuuul

    “““““`\
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    That photograph I made above is the near future of the stocked market.

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  7. espgal

    Wow Puma Punku. Been ages since you mentioned that place. I’d forgotten name and been waiting. Loved it when you used to write about it.

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  8. matt_bear

    i can smell the french roast that fueled this post.

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  9. omw2syg

    HABT coming to Puma Punku late 2015

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  10. hockey guy

    it seems like we are seeing a big rotation into oil/gas names. the quality names are going up and the highly leveraged names even more so..even the service stocks are ripping. have we seen the worst for oil? it seems so.

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  11. jpmorgains

    Careful with that drywall, lest you have to call a contractor to fix that shit.

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