I believe my prior post might’ve left the wrong impression across the internets. Some of you might’ve, for example, believed that I was actually scared of Mrs. Fly and the ramifications for ignoring her “buy on open” order for SHAK.
Let me explain something to you people.
“The Fly” is dominant, in the traditional sense of alpha-male wrought with a deep understanding how the heavens and the earth correlate to one another. A cultured man, cursed by geographical birthplace, an entrepreneur and natural leader. All of these things make up a small portion of the man known to you as HORATIO CLAWHAMMER aka Plutonium Petey, Le Fly, HARPOON HARRY etc.
Mrs. Fly doesn’t read the blog, never has and never will, because the lot of you are “abject morons” (her words, not mine!). I am a defender of social justice, provider and solicitor of revenge themed schemes. Aside from all of that, my resume is rather extensive when it comes to the arts of proper money management, etcetera, etcetera, yadda, yadda, yadda.
What the hell is the point here, you ponder?
I am getting to it now.
I needed to write another post to get that damned title off the front page, because Mrs. Fly walked by an hour ago, whilst drinking a cup of her favorite stupid cinnamon tea. Bog standard, she nearly caught me and my SHAK indiscretions. Call me a coward and I am going to track you down like the dogs that you are and punch your lips loose!
Enjoy some more Louis Armstrong. I’ve been blasting it all day.
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Love all the Louis Armstrong music. Great stuff with heart. This one has a festive atmosphere. All of it’s so relaxing. Great to unwind by.
HERE HERE, THE FLY FEARS NONE…(except “mrs. fly”, of course)
so much for your kingship
Read some history books. Kings have always feared the Queen. How they dealt with that fear is another story.
Maybe on occasion, you could pass the lovely Mrs. Fly’s stock picks along to us abject morons, much like you do when The Devil smells something cooking? It appears that she has a pretty good track record for zeroing in on what will be catching on…. Possibly a headline like “From The Apron Of Mrs. Fly”.
Devil likes MBLY
Noted. Thanks to you, both.
You think Mrs. Fly wears an apron?
Now that’s funny! You’re whipped!
That cannot be further from the truth.
Senor Fly. With the ‘Shot by Cop Americas Home Videos’ replacing the ‘Evening News’. How does $DGLY look?
meh
Thanks boss. It is questionable spec play no doubt.
Cinnamoned tea?
Well of all the Internet things a man could quickly minimize when a spouse walks by, your own successful financial website is far from the worst.
Back in the ’90s we had problems with men surfing porn at work. Now we don’t.
They still crash the PCs, but via gossip, tin foil hat and secret society websites, and of course the ever attractive, impossible to resist pop-up.
It would be delightfully amusing if it turns out she has been reading I Bank Coin all along, and in fact has been posting comments under various pseudonyms for years.
Seriously, in the overall scheme of things this is mild, things could be much worse. I agree with Pitbull’s tag line in the “Time of our lives” song.
Half Eddy!