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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Do You Care to Partake in a Little Chinese Lottery?

I had some idle cash lying around, so I deployed it into DSKY.

A little background on DSKY.

Out of all the piece of shit stocks in my Chinese Burrito index, this one steals the crown. It is the worst performing Chinese stock, by far, making it all that more attractive to me. When you go into these knowing the company is entirely filled with shit, it’s liberating, yet invigorating, sort of like riding on a roller coaster without any guards. I’m just sort of pissing in the wind here, doing loop-d-loops, whilst holding on by the skin of my cock.

Hahaha.

Ok, back to work.

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9 comments

  1. RaginCajun

    Bring out the “TCLG”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLxyNzLUIS4

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  2. gapfiller

    $SINA. Beautiful retest of weekly breakout, big move on volume today.

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  3. goose20

    Calling a top here, when this is all that’s left to buy.

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    • bexpo

      I agree with Goose20. If IDreamSky is what is left – JEEZ. Is Fly gonna hold that overnight?

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  4. bexpo

    You must have a huge staff. This is Your YEAR! I wish it was mine. YOU are FEARLESS!

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  5. tradercaddy

    Okay.
    I can’t get the picture out of my head and will ask what most are thinking after reading this post.
    Circumcised (no homo, not that there is anything wrong with that, I guess)?

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  6. calculated risk

    Riding without a ‘helmet’ should be strongly discouraged.

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  7. formergeek

    Boy the sheer comedy of good ole Hank Paulson coming on CNBS to say income inequality is a big problem. This after he hold a gun to our middle class train and robs it to feed the rich.

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    • bexpo

      I Agree – He could never keep his story straight. He invents his own history & He actually believes it.

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