iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Up 1.21% For the Day

My fucking arms are involuntarily punching people in the face now. That’s how hopped up I am on win. Step to me, ask me a question about a price to sales ratio, and you’re liable to get your jaw broken for you.

I don’t give a shit about the late day fade. I’m up almost 18% for the year thus far. I got Exodus ready to launch and advisors up my ass trying to get a piece of greatness.

You only live once (yolo) pal, so you might as well go balls to the wall when given the chance.

Speaking of which, how’d you like that close on DSKY?

Yeah buddy, that’s 100% premium cut winship for you right there.

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12 comments

  1. one-eighty

    Any ideas on the upcoming Shopify IPO?

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  2. it is showtime

    I never declared a top on 2117 Look it up

    While you’re looking it up I will siphon water, gas, and baconbits from your homestead
    And wrestle your lifesize c3po

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    • gauts

      showtime,
      why don’t you take that and shove it up your a** …. all the way…yeah…thank you

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      • frog

        Please be kind to short sellers. We all need people to take the other side of our buy trades.

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  3. matt_bear

    This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

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  4. bankindamonkey

    up 1.95% today! Im all bout that BAS…bout that BAS…no treble

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  5. profiteerer

    Ended up +2.05% across all accounts, up 7.02% on my primary trading account thanks to the Oilers. Best day in a while.

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  6. bexpo

    Congrats Fly – Looks like You will be hit 50% gains this year!

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    • profiteerer

      By my calculations, he’s on pace to be up 77.85% on the year.

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  7. smartestone

    that’s great

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  8. ironbird

    The IBC army has indeed prospered. So did the Templars until they did not. With God as a witness. The money must be taken at some point. Possibly piecemeal like testicles sliced off bit by bit as the ‘war on women’ is lost. But profits must be taken.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Ironbird

      You do realize that this blog is monitored by the Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus right?

      Be careful of the words you choose to speak.

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