iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WE’RE GOING PARABOLIC

That’s it. ALL FUCKING HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE. ALL 66 SEALS OF HELL ARE ABOUT BE BE BROKEN AND LUCIFER WILL THEN APPEAR FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSES OF TAKING BACK HIS DEMON SHORT SELLERS, BACK TO HELL, IN ORDER TO SUMMARILY TORTURE FOR 1,000 YEARS HENCE.

In the meantime, Rick Boss Ross.

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9 comments

  1. deng go there

    I seriously need to give what you are on a try!
    Discreetly of course.

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  2. zuuuuul

    Thousands of sweaty, leather-clad, short selling pigmen are trapped inside olde wooden barrels, cascading through the air, about to crash into your fortress.

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  3. Option Addict

    Better Boss Ross, given the post.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpxBgrJFPOA

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler

    There’s a part of me that wants to be modest, the part that remembers how horrible December was.

    Then there’s this other part watching my account right now that is snorting cocaine, demanding – mind you – that I throw heavy objects at people’s heads.

    I’m going to compromise by going home early.

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    • it is showtime

      No consequences right? Never. There never. Will be consequences

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  5. it is showtime

    Anyone who has forgot the line “What comes up must come down”

    Is truly
    A moron

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  6. bexpo

    Worst song. Horrible. Shockingly Rude. ??? I got to 34 seconds.
    Mrs. Fly- Where are you!

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