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We Need MOAR Cowbell

Despite the indices roaring higher, many stocks sat out the rally. With breadth at 72%, it’s fair to say a great many of you didn’t make money today. Most of the gains were found in commodity related sectors, and utes. Yields crashed lower again, the dollar cratered, and gold lifted a bit too. It makes no sense for commodities, including gold, to lift with bonds–all the while the dollar gets smashed to pieces.

Bonds should be going lower, since a rate hike isn’t in the cards. Nonetheless, this is the hand we’ve been dealt.

Look, the market is barely up for the year. We need MOAR cowbell to get this fucker going again. I am talking about scorched earth tactics, unrelenting buy programs to punch off the faces of anyone fading stocks. Everyone must invest in stocks again, even my dry cleaner.

Into the close, I added to my LVLT position. I made 0.74% for the day.

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15 comments

  1. john

    Oh my poor, poor ladder. It’s going to be stagnant or worse for many months to come, I thought Auntie was my new mother and would let me suckle on honey and wine.

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  2. og

    Look at oil go.

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  3. tradercaddy

    Go Bulldogs! (Miss. State)
    http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/cowbelljpg-848ae987e53a2482_large.jpg

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  4. it is showtime

    Fed, is the on the path, to losing ALL credibility
    (which we said would happen if furthered into a corner)

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  5. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    The Market will force QE4. Enjoy the sugar rush boys. It will be brief. The Fed has lost credibility and now equities will eventually crater soon. I saw fear in that meeting. The only thing that will save you is QE4. when that happens I will join you.

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  6. jtrader

    Great day to have bought some UWTI in the morning!! :-}

    Made $$$ hand over fist. Thank you Feds, it all went as expected.

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  7. zheeeem

    Janet Yellen is one hot babe. Up 1.7% on the day. She gave me more than enough money for the necessary cooking utensils to cannibalize my neighbors. Yum.

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  8. superpositron

    We need a good, hearty, zombie apocalypse style correction to reset this bull.

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  9. bruce keller

    WTF was with that ultra dive in the USD to 94.75 after 4PM? wow

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  10. mx2101

    Here you go…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxXZF60EPdM

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