Now that we’ve established that the Fed is on the side of good, justice and a democratic society, it’s important that you die.
I’m not so much concerned with those of you who are short stocks. Even though, admittedly, I spend inordinate amounts of my time worrying about you–scheming ways to maim and/or permanently injure you. Mother always said “it’s not a real injury, unless you’re subjugated to a wheeled chair for life” (extra Norman Bates). Some call it paranoia. I like to think of it as planning ahead.
Back to the subject at hand.
You ham and eggers, the donut hole punchers of the world, have had it good for too long now. I’m gonna start destroying you, methodically, for all that you’ve done to society, afflicting others with your warped sense of entitlement, and above all, misguided refuse.
“The Fly” is The Cock of the North, residing in a section of the country that was built for gentlemen of the first cloth, colonials who know the difference between right or wrong, bad from the inane. It’s because of the Northeast corridor of the United States that the rest of you enjoy the freedoms that you take for granted each and every day, smoking marijuna cigarettes inside of crack-dens. Always remember, if it wasn’t for us, the hard-working masters of the North, the lot of you would be sucking the dirt off the British crown.
Like I was saying, the market is in rare bull form. Its been teeming up until now, waiting for an opportune moment to break arms to the upside. Listen to me good and clear: if you get in its way now, as it’s breaking out to new highs, your wife and kids will leave you for ruining their future. Don’t do it to yourselves. Don’t ruin your lives betting against the essence of man, which is to forge ahead and receive capital gains.
NOTE: This is day 6 following The PPT‘s OVERSOLD signal. Chalk up another W for “The Fly’s” calculator like brain.
Fly, what were your gains for the day?
0.8%
Dr. Fly – I know you view the ham & egger class as ingrates and catamites, but we make you look good. Much like a fat friend tagging along at the mall with you.
Sounds like you were born in a square state; probably one of the Dakotas.
Ms. Yellen is having her evening tea!
no wu tang track? I am dissapointed
Thank California and the Mexicans for lettuce. Thank Texas and the Mexicans for beef. Without the West the East would still be eating tree bark and rodents.
Lobster. they have lobster.
Ohhhhh TOP
I like that word
We need stupid people to be on the other side of us smart people traders trades.
Ms. Yellen is sound asleep at the moment. Think about it.
That’s what she said…LOL!!
You know, I am one Damn good trader!!
I just LOVE myself right now.
oil is going to $38 and sister yellen will never upset the apple cart. she will kick the can and retire or resign before she lets her record get a blemish.
le FLy, extra-swagger
Fly – Your best talent is not trading, it is making videos.