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THE TURKEY GODS ARE HERE

First, a few house keeping items. Most of you are ill-prepared to host and/or be a guest at a distinguished Thanksgiving dinner party. “The Fly” is here to help.

How to host
How to be a guest of distinguishable means

Next, we are running free trials for The PPT until Friday, so get your share now.

Look, you’re living during the most important era in the history of mankind, a period that will be logged by historians as the turning point in human awareness that will set a course of unchecked hedonism for centuries to come. At the very minimum, you can behave in such a way that reflects positively on your family name. Life isn’t about shooting heroin and drinking yourselves to sleep under a bottle of Kettle One.

Back to the market.

HABT was upgraded and a $40 p/t affixed. Mark my words, HABT will trade over $100 one day.

GPRO is up based off Piper Jaffrey’s positive comments, regarding holiday sales. Duh.

Oil is at new lows and the Sauds said they aren’t going to cut production. Moreover, the Iranian oil minister even threatened to increase production. Come now, Russia is bleeding out here, which is apropos since the world views Mother Russia as the Great Bear.

All bears lose, eventually.

Futures are flat, thanks to weaker than expected economic data. But the Turkey Gods are here, so it really doesn’t matter what the data said.

Go cop that Gopro cam.

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11 comments

  1. danny1980

    Move in growth this morning seems different. Like the force is Strong

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  2. Trent J

    Brilliant Thanksgiving articles. Love it.

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  3. handyandy

    Happy Thanks Giving from a British Guy in LA who never really understands these Turkey Gods stuff…

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  4. tradercaddy

    Happy Thanksgiving to all.
    No guests this year (kids in NYC and Miss.) so it will be quiet (did invite an old 85 year old guy who was by himself).
    Fly (or anyone else)- any thoughts on this brokerage- https://www.motifinvesting.com/?utm_expid=46965885-22.V-OPtNrwS7OHkdvahXManQ.0&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifinvesting.com%2F
    Fidelity had basket trading in the late ’80s but charged a commission on each individual stock (plus there were the spreads).
    This Motif apparently just charges a flat fee for the basket.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I like Motif. Great concept.

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    • Marc David

      I am using Motif for the sole concept of trading the GARP. No other brokerage gives you a single fee for up to 30 stocks. So I just took the GARP stocks, $X dollars and it broke it evenly between them. When Fly adjusts, it’s very easy to just update and keep going. So far so good.

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  5. traderconfessions

    Who upgraded HABT? Greater chance to be 10 than a 100. Save your money for Shake Shack.

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  6. newbalance

    Fly, seems like savings at the pump may be sent to healthcare..thoughts?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Doubt it. According to this morning’s stats, people are saving. National savings rate is 5%!

      But that won’t last long.

      To the mall, batman.

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  7. frog2

    gpro woke up

    hiiii haterz

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  8. cdn_plunger

    How do you get into the PPT for a free trial? Is there a secret link?
    Happy T-day to everyone!

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