America’s revenge is a dish best served cold. After a decade of war and overpriced crude, The Empire of the Unites Steaks of America watched as her enemies plotted out 30 year budgets around $100 oil. She even encouraged speculators to develop shale oil, to make the ruse convincing.
On this day, on the precipice of National Feast, the carpet is being tugged away from the Sheiks who once flew on it.
Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud. 20,000 pins in the head of General Vlad. It’s over fellas. Oil has met its maker and will now resume down the drain, much to the chagrin of the clowns shooting themselves out from cannons at OPEC.
The pendulum is about to shift away from the east to the west again. For every penny gas drops, the American consumer saves $1.1 billion. A new era of wanton consumerism beckons. Everyone gets a Fendi bag. Actually, you better make it a COH.
LULU pants for all women, even the men (extra Macke). An iPhone in every stocking, globally, sans the heathens who keep busy cutting off heads for a living.
The market is in the process of adjusting to this new paradigm, this new affirmation of America’s greatness. While our enemies kept busy sucking each others pants off in their harems, we chequemated them.
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I learn more words from this blog than anywhere else in life.
Now i know what Sheikh means.
Speaking of iPhones, are you still using your wife’s old, stupid iPhone Sir Fly?
No I bought a new one.
Re Shiek:
what are you 10 yrs old? Never heard that word before?
lol your readers are not well read, huh. You did a post about that a few weeks ago. Maybe do another since it was hilarious
Most people are illiterate.
Gold doing a moonshot right now.
Up almost $200/oz. Silver not so much.
Fat finger?
Please excuse my lack of omniscience at birth. I’ve been playing catchup for years.
close.. 10 plus 13. of course i had heard the word but didn’t ever know what it meant. just picked up count of monte cristo to expand my vocab as per your recommendation.
ENJOY!!!
Hell, I knew that word when I was 10! Here in Canada Shiek was a brand of condom.
Sheik = brand of condom
Do you own a COH bag?
I carry my gym clothes in it.
Say something to me and I’ll stab you.
hello.
You must be the prettiest feller in the gym.
Tinky Winky
the A-rabs, OPEC and big oil actually want lower prices because it puts their competitors out of business . Then after that is accomplished, prices will surge again
OR, that doesn’t happen and we piss on their desert.
Just pave it!
The sands will swirl and a great lion will emerge from the dunes and swallow palmed trees and palmed islands, then bury them for 10,000 years. Du-bye.
IT WAS A RUSE!
a hoodwinking.
10 year ruse.
Senor Tropicana, are you still holding $TRN as a sizable position?
I am out
What many failed to realise (extra Hendry) is that this game of capitalism was perfected by the US and in the end the US will dominate. All this crap about the decline is just that crappe (extra Hollande)
Lol…what a way to summarize the political environment. Why are you americans like this?
with love,
Canadian
We Americans are reckless Wild West cowboyed people, who all try to boast our way to the top of the heap. The most reckless boasters rose up during the cowboyed days, and their descendants now rule everyone else.
All ‘Merkins are not alike.
http://jezebel.com/5644202/14-famous-merkins-nsfw/
“Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud.”
Correct for many reasons, yes.
The tape has entered the fucking twilight zone. Commodities have been basically crashing with the safety trade(gov bonds) ripping higher worldwide. Half the world is in a recession or close to it. America has the largest race problem since jim crow and the weather has froze half the country for two weeks. Yet we go higher. WTF.
And the dollar is about to wreck overseas earnings. But earnings no longer matter like all the obvious problems. This is the biggest wall of worry ever.