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OIL DOWN THE DRAIN FOR XMAS

America’s revenge is a dish best served cold. After a decade of war and overpriced crude, The Empire of the Unites Steaks of America watched as her enemies plotted out 30 year budgets around $100 oil. She even encouraged speculators to develop shale oil, to make the ruse convincing.

On this day, on the precipice of National Feast, the carpet is being tugged away from the Sheiks who once flew on it.

Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud. 20,000 pins in the head of General Vlad. It’s over fellas. Oil has met its maker and will now resume down the drain, much to the chagrin of the clowns shooting themselves out from cannons at OPEC.

The pendulum is about to shift away from the east to the west again. For every penny gas drops, the American consumer saves $1.1 billion. A new era of wanton consumerism beckons. Everyone gets a Fendi bag. Actually, you better make it a COH.

LULU pants for all women, even the men (extra Macke). An iPhone in every stocking, globally, sans the heathens who keep busy cutting off heads for a living.

The market is in the process of adjusting to this new paradigm, this new affirmation of America’s greatness. While our enemies kept busy sucking each others pants off in their harems, we chequemated them.

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33 comments

  1. thegametheorist

    I learn more words from this blog than anywhere else in life.
    Now i know what Sheikh means.

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  2. Trent J

    Speaking of iPhones, are you still using your wife’s old, stupid iPhone Sir Fly?

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  3. Marc David

    Do you own a COH bag?

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  4. smartestone

    the A-rabs, OPEC and big oil actually want lower prices because it puts their competitors out of business . Then after that is accomplished, prices will surge again

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  5. therealhmmm

    The sands will swirl and a great lion will emerge from the dunes and swallow palmed trees and palmed islands, then bury them for 10,000 years. Du-bye.

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  6. Raul3

    IT WAS A RUSE!

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  7. themarketace

    Senor Tropicana, are you still holding $TRN as a sizable position?

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  8. dragun

    What many failed to realise (extra Hendry) is that this game of capitalism was perfected by the US and in the end the US will dominate. All this crap about the decline is just that crappe (extra Hollande)

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  9. cashmoney

    Lol…what a way to summarize the political environment. Why are you americans like this?
    with love,
    Canadian

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  10. doubleplus

    “Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud.”

    Correct for many reasons, yes.

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  11. ironbird

    The tape has entered the fucking twilight zone. Commodities have been basically crashing with the safety trade(gov bonds) ripping higher worldwide. Half the world is in a recession or close to it. America has the largest race problem since jim crow and the weather has froze half the country for two weeks. Yet we go higher. WTF.

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    • ironbird

      And the dollar is about to wreck overseas earnings. But earnings no longer matter like all the obvious problems. This is the biggest wall of worry ever.

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