My TNA position from several weeks ago is basking in the glory of the Lord, as your heathenish VIX instrument products wallow in misery. You lose money, not because of poor circumstances or lack of luck, but because of an unsound mind–brought on by demons.
Brothers and Sisters of iBankCoin, I give you SEVENTY NASDAQS as bounty for your hard work, toiling amidst the arid lands of Wall. What you do with your bounty is entirely up to you.
With my money, I am purveyor of the road, the instrument of our heavenly father that unites this great country from coast to coast. I am long an abundant amount of the shares of TRN, maker of railcars–destroyer of the short seller.
Mind you and listen to me very carefully and quietly as if your lives depended on it: YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF 1,000 SUNS, betting against the road. Your coin, sooner rather than later, will become mines and your souls will be banished to the dungeons of perdition.
Good people of iBankCoin, tomorrow I will give you even more NASDAQS. We will sing songs with sweet melodies and dance about the fiery pits by which our enemies roast.
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The Fly is God.
“Brothers and Sister of iBankCoin, I give you SEVENTY NASDAQS as bounty for our hard work, toiling amidst the arid lands of Wall.”
I’m firing my rabbi. He can’t compete.
“our”
{Tips hat, sends regards to your family}
Corrections made.
i load up ALL IN VXX today… YEAH !! life is good..
watch and learn
AMZN crapping… -100 NASDAQs tomorrow
WRONG.
MSFT
100 NASDAQS MOAR
Hey Alty! How about them straws? 😛
Well done Bruce. You are free to grandstand to your heart’s content on this one (or spend some time with the gals in your avatar, if you’ve got access and are into that kind of thing).
props on the amzn trade. you did nail that one. hopefully the option premium wasn’t excessive. I retract my previous comment 🙂
Literally bought SPY puts as soon as it hit 196 and that is my only trading position. Long oil and short bonds were exited yesterday.
Hopefully NYC doesn’t start crawling with ebola zombies. Just kidding.
Let them eat NASDAQs.
Funny how this headline BREAKS at 4:01
Really fedsheads a minute after close.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-to-stress-test-banks-for-60-stock-market-dive-110-oil-2014-10-23
Yes i know it ‘means nothing’
Yes i know they did it last year
How re-sponsible of them
test banks for
60% dive
$110 oil
unemployment 10%
Showtime – Are you long, short, or flat right now? I must know.
Great I’ll have a printout for you 9am sharp
“not an economic projection.” They are just testing them to see if they can survive a crisis that they do not expect to happen.
They didn’t Expect the lehman moment
Oh and subprime was contained
So you expect this year to be another 2008? As Fly says, crashes are very rare events. Don’t hold your breath (or UVXY long term) waitng for one.
Seriously Bezos, why.
the swede is the man.
AMZN caught ebola.
Along with IBM. Awesome
Should have been wearing a hazmat suit. $AMZN
“Hello, Mr. Broker? I’m calling you from my new AMZN phone. What? Yes, I’m the one. Annnnnywhoozle, I’ll repeat this because the phone is working about as well as Jeff Bezos’s Rogaine treatments:
SELL, SELL, SELL!!!”
Why GPRO why?!
I love the way the pigtail boy said he traded “AMZN for the short side, and MSFT for the long side, just before the close, based on earnings”.
It’s a RIGGED GAME.
Its not rigged, you gotta know the signs of future price action.
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LOL @ “the signs of future price action” !
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Truly hilarious !!!
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If you picked it right you are a genius. If you got it wrong the market is “rigged.” Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t really out to get you.
I bot the TRn too. thanks to fly and IBB and Warren Buffet, grandfather of the Margaritaville dude.
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… so, tomorrow ???
UP 100 … UP 200 … UP 300 ???
DOWN 100 … DOWN 200 … DOWN 300 ???
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ROCK … PAPER … SCISSORS !!!
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DOWN 1000 NASDAQS-EBOLA CONFIRMED IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!
Wow, a single case of a disease that is very hard to get. Even in Dallas, only a couple of people at the hospital were infected. And the NYC medical community is a lot more competent than the one in Dallas.
The world is not coming to an end here.
News stations are happy about ebola. “If it bleeds, it leads.” And people with ebola bleed. But that doesn’t mean that it will spread to more than a few people in the U.S.
get some EBOLA, you yankee fucks..
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… not the least bit funny !
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… FYI dipstick !!!
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Texas has some of the finest Medical Facilities … IN THE WORLD !!!
That’s right … IN THE WORLD !!!
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This latest Dr. with Ebola was gallivanting all over the great city of NY and handling bowling balls along with his girlfriend handling his balls before he finally quarantined himself with a 103 temp.
This is a little different son.
I doubt if very many people touched his balls, bowling or otherwise.