The market is indicating down THIRTY NASDAQS right now because the plague has entered NYC by way of trojan horse masquerading as a liberal do-gooder, motherfucker, Doctor, who took it upon himself to play with bowling balls and travel by way of uber, instead of QUARANTINING himself after treating the witch doctors of west Africa who contracted ebola.
Having said that, I want to point out to you good folks that the market has been constructive these past 5 trading days, resiliently rebounding and putting up a good fight. It’s important that you know which stocks have performed best this past week; because when the market dips again, you’re gonna want to go back to the well for another go.
Criteria: 1 week returns of greater than 10%, market caps more than $1 billion aka ‘real companies.’
Chinese burritos:
VIPS
BITA
Solar:
VSLR
SUNE
Semis:
OSIS
KLAC
SLAB
XLNX
QLGC
ISIL
Homebuilders:
KBH
PHM
DHI
Airlines:
SAVE
ALK
UAL
AAL
DAL
Paper products:
SWM
UFS
KS
FBR
Oil and Gas Equip:
FTK
HLX
RIGP
Internet Information:
TRIP
YHOO
FB
Home Furnishings:
SCSS
TPX
LEG
Foreign Regional Banks:
BFR
BMA
IRE
Drugs-Major:
CBST
PCYC
ILMN
ALXN
REGN
CELG
ABBV
AMGN
GILD
Biotech:
NLNK
LGND
BLUE
ANAC
LCI
XON
AGIO
Auto Parts:
DAN
GNTX
ORLY
Auto Dealerships:
GPI
KMX
Botton line: expand your universe of stocks. In order to cast a wider net, it’s important to dedicate yourselves as students of the market. The lessons never end and there aren’t any teachers and pupils in this game, just people in varying degrees of experience and expertise in the never-ending rat race of financial supremacy.
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Bowling anyone?
Fucking Bellevue Hospital spokesman is full of shit !!!! No cause for alarm, very difficult to contract? Fuck you mother fucker.
Poor watress at the bowling ally who picked up his glass around the rim after he was done drinking his coke, then rubbed her eye…then she went home and kissed her kids who then went to school and coughed on their friends who went home and kissed mommy and daddy good night who went into the bedroom and fucked, and on and on. Fuck you Bellevue Hospital spokesman.
Seriously? Get a grip.
Sure, ok, and you go grip a bowling ball.
Relax bro — it’s not contagious until symptoms arise. We’ll only need to worry if the waitress is bleeding from her eyeballs with 105 fevers … THEN kisses her kids.
I don’t believe it.
I would, though, invest in the company that makes testing equipment. I would totally buy an ebola testing kit.
i live in queens,NY…. should i be worry ?
YES. Now is the time to worried.
Governor Cuomo…our hero? God save us. Governor Cuomo, you are no Rudy Gulliani. I knew Rudy Guilliani. Rudy Gulliami was a friend of mine. You sire are no Rudy Gulliani.
Cuomo:”We believe there are 4 people he came into contact with during the relevant period.”….Yea, but how many bowling balls? How many fucking bowling balls??!!!!!
Initial reports say he may have used as many as seven 8lb bowling balls of varying colors. Oh god nooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Did he say whether or not he played darts or pinball at the bowling ally too? That could make a huge difference.
Common sense is officially dead, as observed by this Doctor and the 2nd Dallas nurse.
Lucky the disinfect the rental shoes after every use. At least we have that going for us.
You can get pretty sweaty bowling, that’s why they have the air blowing out of the ball return machine, it gets intense. Praying for anyone he might have high fived.
Bro, this is epic.
Could not happen to a more deserving bunch of Obola-voting cocksuckers.
That’s not nice.
Sorry.
If New Yorkers want to be protected from third-world disease epidemics and terrorist nutjobs, they shouldn’t vote or fund politicians who insist on importing both en masse.
At present America has the government that NY-ers overwhelmingly said they wanted. Hope they enjoy it.
This literally has nothing to do with politics. You’re just being a raging pussy. Do you freak out every time you cross a street? You have better odds being killed doing so vs death from Ebola.
People with your attitude will be the first to die…stay inside everyone !!!!
Coincidentally, I’m headed to NYC tomorrow night. Don’t give a fuck about Ebola. Nowhere near as big a threat as the media has hyped it to be.
Come on, cut to the chase, tell us how it’s Bush’s fault.
This story is all about politics, incompetence, and the open borders lobby. If we had a sane government, people coming in from Ebola hot zones would be quarantined on arrival, not admitted and allowed to roam freely.
And sorry to hear that crossing the street has a mortality rate over 48% where you live.
You’re entirely missing the point (but I sort of worded my post poorly). It’s contracting ebola in the first place that has the low odds.
Your subtle racism and ignorance is quite unbecoming.
Let me see if I understand this – the Israeli who supports wholesale genocide of the Palestinians, and a permanent military blockade of the Gaza Strip, thinks it’s racist for America to quarantine WHITE Americans returning from Ebola hot zones in Africa.
You’re a riot!
What of the bowling ball? What of the poor bowling ball?
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… the bowling ball will obviously have to be “put down” !
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… ah hem … euthanized … as it were !
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All this bowling talk has me craving a Pabst.
Who ever thought bowling in NYC could be more dangerous than sky diving.
No one is hailing a cab in NYC now. Fuck that. Subway? No thanks.
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E – BOWL – A !!!
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LOL !!
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… you can’t make this shit up people !!!
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O – BOMB – A
This Dr. who contracted Ebola should have known something was wrong earlier when the pins jumped out of the way of his bowling ball that was coming at them.
E-Bowler-Rammaaa
they closed down the Ebowling alley…. i hope you guys didnt touch his BALLz
Glad I’m safe away from that petri dish of a city here in my “utterly useless” state.
Damn…and bowling has been on such a huge upswing too.
What’s bad for bowling is good for frisbee golf ?
+1
The Dr. requested that the bowling alley turn down the heat, little did he know he had a 103 degree body temp.
Breaking: Nike (NKE) just announced the closing of the bowling wear division.
Poor Early Anthony will be forgotten as one of the greatest of all time. Another casualty of the EBowla outbreak.
Short the fuck out of shared transportation anything !!!!
Iggy Pop song Passenger really has meaning now.
The bowling ball story has alot of holes in it.
Dr’s are reporting that bowling pins should be immune to ebola infection due to their clear coat applied at the factory.
have fun in the subways up there…..fyi, hand sanitizer doesnt do shit, unless you drink enough of it…
Breaking: Ebola zombies take over night bowling in NYC.
Dr. with Ebola has accounted for his entire whereabouts, except for the two strip clubs he went to so he wouldn’t upset his girlfriend.
The doctor quarantined himself alright…in a bowling alley !!!!
You’re on a roll.
I have held Baaa-ack
On
When is the next ebola headline that takes things down
So
When is the next ebola headline that fill in the blank
Parents of the Drs. girlfriend were thrilled a year ago when she brought home her new boyfriend who was a Dr. Now he may have murdered their daughter…only time will tell.
Breaking: Taxi driver union President will fly into NYC from Iran for an emergency union member meeting to be held at NYC’s biggest mosque.
Yellow is the new black.
Who will be the first NY reporter “on the scene” wearing a hazmat suit.
You’re not contagious if you are not showing symptoms.
Nigeria put down their outbreak with simple old fashioned public health measures, and they are a third world country.
I’m sure the USA can figure it out.
Breaking: NYC hooker positively identifies ebola infected Dr. as her first John of her 15 trick day.
This Just In:
Dr. with ebola joined mile high club with married new jersey woman on connecting flight home from from West Africa via Brussels. He didn’t catch her name.
NEW YORK (AP) — Dr. with ebola known as a true humanitarian. Colleague quoted as saying “just this week we were out together at a gentlemen’s club and he gave away three hundred dollars in forty five minutes, like he didn’t even care.”
Girlfriend of ebola infected Dr. responds to reports of Dr.’s sexual “improprieties”. She stated, “I’m not leaving him, because…well…he’s a Dr.”
Breaking:
Five “partners” of ebola infected Dr. have been put into emergency quarantine in West Africa upon authorities there learning of his infection. The partners included one goat, a donkey, one nurse, a monkey, and a zulu witch doctor.
LOL ; )
definitely on a roll
From a well known news source:
The Dr’’s fiancee, two friends, and an Uber car service driver who had the Dr. as a passenger were cited as people with whom he had come into contact in the relevant period, New York
City Health Commissioner Mary Bassett said. The fiancee and
friends are healthy and under quarantine, she said. The Uber
driver had no direct physical contact and isn’t considered at
risk,
*** Livermore – STFU!!!!
Why isn’t anyone talking about the bowling balls??!!!!! Those things are rolling around the city doing who knows what the fuck kind of damage to the unsuspecting masses. There are seven of them on the loose. All weight 8 lbs. but no two match in color. How do you like them apples !!
“The lessons never end and there aren’t any teachers and pupils in this game, just people in varying degrees of experience and expertise in the never-ending rat race of financial supremacy.” — Kind of the subtext of your bloggery since the beginning. Add the flagrantly hilarious, painfully transparent totally free pearls before swine trading memoir and one can only conclude that you’re a good man, Le Fly.
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Ok i just bought the dip on th ES….no one is going to give a shit about one doctor who got infected in fucking Africa…..now if the motherfuckers in the bowling alley come down ill, watch out. But this dip is meant to be purchased.
3 months ago no one cared
3 months from now could be 500k in africa
With 8000 now we are getting the 1 doctor
Do the math who cares right
Livermore- great stuff. Thanks for the laughs.
I’m so excited to get on an NYC subway tomorrow morning. Wish me luck…
Good luck dude. Will you don a SARS mask on your journey?
I’d be curious to know J livermore’s take on the matter.
No comment.
So now where’s the guy that criticized the Michael Savage radio show for calling for a travel ban & quarantine because it was ‘racist’? While we’re on the subject, how come Prez Ebola was so quick to stop flights to Israel for ‘safety reasons’ 2 months ago, but the same ‘liberal logic’ (no oxymoron) can not be applied to a travel ban to Ebola ravaged nations? Hey Democrat dupes, still think it’s ‘racist’ to ban flights and institute quarantines from infected African nations? Any of you realize that non-infected African nations (like Kenya for example) have banned travel from infected African states?
Liberalism IS a mental disorder. We need a Republican sweep in the House and Senate in 2 weeks before the next post-election scandal happens (like the postponed plans to flood the USA with illegals who will vote for the Dems for the next 100 years).
Shut up you idiot.
Michael Savage show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUN0qxU9yw
Your last paragraph was quite good Dr.Fly. I have it on good authority that frantic political poster Captain Hook is really James Woods.
I dunno, Caldaro doesn’t think we are going down just yet, but he could be wrong!
Speaking of exposure, those The Fly Show videos are a little light on op sec. I imagine most of the tri-state area recognized you, Dr. Fly.
I am NOT surprised:
“Democrats get more Wall Street cash: http://cnb.cx/1wmRHOe (via @JeffCoxCNBC.com) “
Judging by the number and frequency of J Livermore’s posts, someone is balls deep into his 8 ball of coke.