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It’s Important that You Retain This Information

The market is indicating down THIRTY NASDAQS right now because the plague has entered NYC by way of trojan horse masquerading as a liberal do-gooder, motherfucker,  Doctor, who took it upon himself to play with bowling balls and travel by way of uber, instead of QUARANTINING himself after treating the witch doctors of west Africa who contracted ebola.

Having said that, I want to point out to you good folks that the market has been constructive these past 5 trading days, resiliently rebounding and putting up a good fight. It’s important that you know which stocks have performed best this past week; because when the market dips again, you’re gonna want to go back to the well for another go.

Criteria: 1 week returns of greater than 10%, market caps more than $1 billion aka ‘real companies.’

Chinese burritos:

VIPS

BITA

Solar:

VSLR

SUNE

Semis:

OSIS

KLAC

SLAB

XLNX

QLGC

ISIL

Homebuilders:

KBH

PHM

DHI

Airlines:

SAVE

ALK

UAL

AAL

DAL

Paper products:

SWM

UFS

KS

FBR

Oil and Gas Equip:

FTK

HLX

RIGP

Internet Information:

TRIP

YHOO

FB

Home Furnishings:

SCSS

TPX

LEG

Foreign Regional Banks:

BFR

BMA

IRE

Drugs-Major:

CBST

PCYC

ILMN

ALXN

REGN

CELG

ABBV

AMGN

GILD

Biotech:

NLNK

LGND

BLUE

ANAC

LCI

XON

AGIO

Auto Parts:

DAN

GNTX

ORLY

Auto Dealerships:

GPI

KMX

Botton line: expand your universe of stocks. In order to cast a wider net, it’s important to dedicate yourselves as students of the market. The lessons never end and there aren’t any teachers and pupils in this game, just people in varying degrees of experience and expertise in the never-ending rat race of financial supremacy.

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88 comments

  1. J Livermore

    Bowling anyone?

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  2. J Livermore

    Fucking Bellevue Hospital spokesman is full of shit !!!! No cause for alarm, very difficult to contract? Fuck you mother fucker.

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  3. J Livermore

    Poor watress at the bowling ally who picked up his glass around the rim after he was done drinking his coke, then rubbed her eye…then she went home and kissed her kids who then went to school and coughed on their friends who went home and kissed mommy and daddy good night who went into the bedroom and fucked, and on and on. Fuck you Bellevue Hospital spokesman.

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  4. schizo168

    i live in queens,NY…. should i be worry ?

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  5. J Livermore

    Governor Cuomo…our hero? God save us. Governor Cuomo, you are no Rudy Gulliani. I knew Rudy Guilliani. Rudy Gulliami was a friend of mine. You sire are no Rudy Gulliani.

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  6. J Livermore

    Cuomo:”We believe there are 4 people he came into contact with during the relevant period.”….Yea, but how many bowling balls? How many fucking bowling balls??!!!!!

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  7. J Livermore

    Initial reports say he may have used as many as seven 8lb bowling balls of varying colors. Oh god nooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. J Livermore

    Did he say whether or not he played darts or pinball at the bowling ally too? That could make a huge difference.

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  9. matt_bear

    Common sense is officially dead, as observed by this Doctor and the 2nd Dallas nurse.

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  10. J Livermore

    Lucky the disinfect the rental shoes after every use. At least we have that going for us.

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  11. J Livermore

    You can get pretty sweaty bowling, that’s why they have the air blowing out of the ball return machine, it gets intense. Praying for anyone he might have high fived.

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  12. trainwreck

    Could not happen to a more deserving bunch of Obola-voting cocksuckers.

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    • Dr. Fly

      That’s not nice.

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      • trainwreck

        Sorry.

        If New Yorkers want to be protected from third-world disease epidemics and terrorist nutjobs, they shouldn’t vote or fund politicians who insist on importing both en masse.

        At present America has the government that NY-ers overwhelmingly said they wanted. Hope they enjoy it.

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        • steak

          This literally has nothing to do with politics. You’re just being a raging pussy. Do you freak out every time you cross a street? You have better odds being killed doing so vs death from Ebola.

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          • J Livermore

            People with your attitude will be the first to die…stay inside everyone !!!!

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          • steak

            Coincidentally, I’m headed to NYC tomorrow night. Don’t give a fuck about Ebola. Nowhere near as big a threat as the media has hyped it to be.

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          • trainwreck

            Come on, cut to the chase, tell us how it’s Bush’s fault.

            This story is all about politics, incompetence, and the open borders lobby. If we had a sane government, people coming in from Ebola hot zones would be quarantined on arrival, not admitted and allowed to roam freely.

            And sorry to hear that crossing the street has a mortality rate over 48% where you live.

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          • steak

            You’re entirely missing the point (but I sort of worded my post poorly). It’s contracting ebola in the first place that has the low odds.

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    • TheHarper

      Your subtle racism and ignorance is quite unbecoming.

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      • trainwreck

        Let me see if I understand this – the Israeli who supports wholesale genocide of the Palestinians, and a permanent military blockade of the Gaza Strip, thinks it’s racist for America to quarantine WHITE Americans returning from Ebola hot zones in Africa.

        You’re a riot!

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  13. J Livermore

    What of the bowling ball? What of the poor bowling ball?

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  14. J Livermore

    All this bowling talk has me craving a Pabst.

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  15. J Livermore

    Who ever thought bowling in NYC could be more dangerous than sky diving.

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  16. J Livermore

    No one is hailing a cab in NYC now. Fuck that. Subway? No thanks.

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  17. alf44

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    E – BOWL – A !!!

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  18. J Livermore

    This Dr. who contracted Ebola should have known something was wrong earlier when the pins jumped out of the way of his bowling ball that was coming at them.

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  19. J Livermore

    E-Bowler-Rammaaa

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  20. schizo168

    they closed down the Ebowling alley…. i hope you guys didnt touch his BALLz

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  21. operator1

    Glad I’m safe away from that petri dish of a city here in my “utterly useless” state.

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  22. J Livermore

    Damn…and bowling has been on such a huge upswing too.

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  23. J Livermore

    What’s bad for bowling is good for frisbee golf ?

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  24. J Livermore

    The Dr. requested that the bowling alley turn down the heat, little did he know he had a 103 degree body temp.

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  25. J Livermore

    Breaking: Nike (NKE) just announced the closing of the bowling wear division.

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  26. J Livermore

    Poor Early Anthony will be forgotten as one of the greatest of all time. Another casualty of the EBowla outbreak.

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  27. J Livermore

    Short the fuck out of shared transportation anything !!!!

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  28. J Livermore

    Iggy Pop song Passenger really has meaning now.

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  29. kg

    The bowling ball story has alot of holes in it.

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  30. J Livermore

    Dr’s are reporting that bowling pins should be immune to ebola infection due to their clear coat applied at the factory.

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  31. newbalance

    have fun in the subways up there…..fyi, hand sanitizer doesnt do shit, unless you drink enough of it…

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  32. J Livermore

    Breaking: Ebola zombies take over night bowling in NYC.

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  33. J Livermore

    Dr. with Ebola has accounted for his entire whereabouts, except for the two strip clubs he went to so he wouldn’t upset his girlfriend.

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  34. J Livermore

    The doctor quarantined himself alright…in a bowling alley !!!!

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  35. Dr. Fly

    You’re on a roll.

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  36. it is showtime

    I have held Baaa-ack

    On
    When is the next ebola headline that takes things down

    So
    When is the next ebola headline that fill in the blank

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  37. J Livermore

    Parents of the Drs. girlfriend were thrilled a year ago when she brought home her new boyfriend who was a Dr. Now he may have murdered their daughter…only time will tell.

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  38. J Livermore

    Breaking: Taxi driver union President will fly into NYC from Iran for an emergency union member meeting to be held at NYC’s biggest mosque.

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  39. J Livermore

    Yellow is the new black.

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  40. J Livermore

    Who will be the first NY reporter “on the scene” wearing a hazmat suit.

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  41. one-eighty

    You’re not contagious if you are not showing symptoms.
    Nigeria put down their outbreak with simple old fashioned public health measures, and they are a third world country.
    I’m sure the USA can figure it out.

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  42. J Livermore

    Breaking: NYC hooker positively identifies ebola infected Dr. as her first John of her 15 trick day.

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  43. J Livermore

    This Just In:

    Dr. with ebola joined mile high club with married new jersey woman on connecting flight home from from West Africa via Brussels. He didn’t catch her name.

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  44. J Livermore

    NEW YORK (AP) — Dr. with ebola known as a true humanitarian. Colleague quoted as saying “just this week we were out together at a gentlemen’s club and he gave away three hundred dollars in forty five minutes, like he didn’t even care.”

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  45. J Livermore

    Girlfriend of ebola infected Dr. responds to reports of Dr.’s sexual “improprieties”. She stated, “I’m not leaving him, because…well…he’s a Dr.”

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  46. J Livermore

    Breaking:
    Five “partners” of ebola infected Dr. have been put into emergency quarantine in West Africa upon authorities there learning of his infection. The partners included one goat, a donkey, one nurse, a monkey, and a zulu witch doctor.

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  47. figesmalls

    From a well known news source:
    The Dr’’s fiancee, two friends, and an Uber car service driver who had the Dr. as a passenger were cited as people with whom he had come into contact in the relevant period, New York
    City Health Commissioner Mary Bassett said. The fiancee and
    friends are healthy and under quarantine, she said. The Uber
    driver had no direct physical contact and isn’t considered at
    risk,
    *** Livermore – STFU!!!!

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    • J Livermore

      Why isn’t anyone talking about the bowling balls??!!!!! Those things are rolling around the city doing who knows what the fuck kind of damage to the unsuspecting masses. There are seven of them on the loose. All weight 8 lbs. but no two match in color. How do you like them apples !!

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  48. anton

    “The lessons never end and there aren’t any teachers and pupils in this game, just people in varying degrees of experience and expertise in the never-ending rat race of financial supremacy.” — Kind of the subtext of your bloggery since the beginning. Add the flagrantly hilarious, painfully transparent totally free pearls before swine trading memoir and one can only conclude that you’re a good man, Le Fly.

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  49. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Ok i just bought the dip on th ES….no one is going to give a shit about one doctor who got infected in fucking Africa…..now if the motherfuckers in the bowling alley come down ill, watch out. But this dip is meant to be purchased.

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    • it is showtime

      3 months ago no one cared
      3 months from now could be 500k in africa
      With 8000 now we are getting the 1 doctor
      Do the math who cares right

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  50. djmarcus

    Livermore- great stuff. Thanks for the laughs.

    I’m so excited to get on an NYC subway tomorrow morning. Wish me luck…

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  51. matt_bear

    I’d be curious to know J livermore’s take on the matter.

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  52. pirate

    So now where’s the guy that criticized the Michael Savage radio show for calling for a travel ban & quarantine because it was ‘racist’? While we’re on the subject, how come Prez Ebola was so quick to stop flights to Israel for ‘safety reasons’ 2 months ago, but the same ‘liberal logic’ (no oxymoron) can not be applied to a travel ban to Ebola ravaged nations? Hey Democrat dupes, still think it’s ‘racist’ to ban flights and institute quarantines from infected African nations? Any of you realize that non-infected African nations (like Kenya for example) have banned travel from infected African states?
    Liberalism IS a mental disorder. We need a Republican sweep in the House and Senate in 2 weeks before the next post-election scandal happens (like the postponed plans to flood the USA with illegals who will vote for the Dems for the next 100 years).

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  53. pirate

    Michael Savage show:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUN0qxU9yw

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  54. dewey dortmunder

    Your last paragraph was quite good Dr.Fly. I have it on good authority that frantic political poster Captain Hook is really James Woods.

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  55. bruce keller

    I dunno, Caldaro doesn’t think we are going down just yet, but he could be wrong!

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  56. dewey dortmunder

    Speaking of exposure, those The Fly Show videos are a little light on op sec. I imagine most of the tri-state area recognized you, Dr. Fly.

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  57. pirate

    I am NOT surprised:

    “Democrats get more Wall Street cash: http://cnb.cx/1wmRHOe (via @JeffCoxCNBC.com) “

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  58. Jesse Livermore's Ghost
    Jesse Livermore's Ghost

    Judging by the number and frequency of J Livermore’s posts, someone is balls deep into his 8 ball of coke.

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