I AM AN OIL MAN OF MAGNANIMOUS PROPORTIONS

My enemies are upset, following my gallant 31% gain in FMSA. They’ve mistaken my locking in of profits as something to be scowled upon, instead of rejoiced. I’ve taken said money and applied it where I though it’d be best served.

At first, I strongly considered buying JCP. It’s a long story–but I think the stock has bottomed.

I then explored some tech plays, but the reminder of YELP soured that idea quickly.

Then I looked at crude, then the House of Saud, the crude again, and realized there was only one place to put the proceeds.

I love FANG. I like BBG. But I am CLR. We are one and the same.

If, by chance, you happened to come upon my person and called out “YO, CLR”, I’d turn around as if you had called my name. If I get the chance to create another son, I will name him Charles Lawrence Robert, or better yet ROBERTO, after my favorite robot from Futurama.

Before today’s purchase of CLR, I was down 13% in the position. Following this double down, I will be down much less than that. However, the stakes are twice as large. I have some ground to make up, so it’s either go big or go home.