Do you smell that? It’s the aroma of your own flesh being broiled in this short squeeze BBQ (so what it makes no sense). You cannot say your weren’t amply warned. I gave you days in advance notice and I told you we’d run like a fucking lunatic out of hell this week. Well, here we are, on this frigid monday morning, with S&P futures sharply higher. What a surprise.
Theoretically, should the market reverse and go lower today, that would be a negative development. But you know it’s never going to happen. Even though, as I write this, there is a dinstict uneasiness of a jinx at hand; but that too will not happen.
The sun and the moon, along with the stars, are all aligned in sublime harmony to take your entire torso and fling it into a lit fireplace.
OCTOBRE SHALL BE THE MONTH OF CHAMPIONS, the month we take the market back from the hounds who’ve been plaguing us for the past month. You will be dispatched and discarded, along-the-side-of-the-road, like pheasants or squirrels.
I know this is a rather aggressive diatribe and many of you aren’t ready for it yet. It almost has a sort of “una-bomber” like tinge to it, at 9am in the morning, on a freezer-like Monday. But it must be said. Therefore, I have spoken these words for the benefit of mankind.
This is my manifesto.
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If emerging markets continue to bounce, and oil at the very least stops tanking, OCTOBRE could be a very good month for gentlemen that are properly long.
Did you see the miracle EWZ delivered to me this morn? A miracle repreive from the communistic denizens of that defiled land.
This miracle has swung me from -4% to +2% on the year. I plan to build on my meager gains and take part in the festival of the turkey gods, and eventually the annual santa claus rally.
I am, thankfully, fully out of EWZ as of an hour ago.
Your portfolio is like a cocktail of nitro-glycerin, shaken, not stirred.
Getting PCLN puts at open for ebolabloodmoon
You’re out of your mind. Ebola outbreaks have occurred before and have always been contained. Betting on plague is the very craziest idea of all time.
It’s actually betting on the blood moon, I just threw ebola in there just cause
What does that have to do with PCLN?
Nothing, I was just kidding lol. Ebola does factor in, but I was hating on PCLN before Ebola was big news.
When has an Ebola outbreak resulted in people being carried off planes in US?
So let it be written…(no moses)
Your writing never disappoints, but it’s the occasional completely-superfluous word (like “entire,” above) that makes your work one of a kind.
Just in case anyone might wonder if only *part* of their torso will be flung into the lit fireplace, we are blessed to be assured by Le Fly that, indeed, it will be the *entire* torso.
Mr Fly, are you suffering from “MANIC MONDAY SYNDROME”?
Small caps looking a bit ill here.
Thought the Fly would post a video of Paul Revere and the Raiders (R.I.P. Paul Revere), the Rick Ross of the ’60s (not really).
His most Magnificent Senor Fly,
Thank you for TNA and CYBR. Too late to buy more?
FLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE TRY SUMMON CAP
HE WILL BRING US GOOD LUCK
Still lot more work to be done before we embark on a blissful journey