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I’ve Tempered Myself Now

I had a lot of coffee this morning and got excited with the futures. After seeing this market trade for the past 40 minutes, I can say with unequivocal certainty that it is complete shit. The only torsos getting tossed, idly, into lit fireplaces, is my own. I don’t even want to discuss it, really. If I mention these ticker symbols that disappoint me, like a gay son, I will lose it.

Naturally, if the stock Gods wanted to reward me for my patience and vigilance, they’d jack the market higher, from now until the close. But this market has reversal written all over it, as the ebola, death ray, crowd, firmly take control of the reigns, ushering us into the fucking furnace.

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18 comments

  1. Zuul

    What this market needs is a couple more confirmed cases of ebola around the country.

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  2. the pirate

    Is that pic a selfie Cap’n? 😉

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  3. Trent

    I tend to agree with your former, heavily cofee’d self. I think we rip higher this week. WTF is going on right now I don’t know. Therefore, I shall throw myself into a lit furnance. It’s cold in here anyway.

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  4. No One

    Buy Gold

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  5. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    I am now long SPY & TNA, going to enjoy the runup into earnings two weeks from now, building on my EWZ winnings.

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  6. 2kto2m

    maybe any long term prediction is just a flip a coin science. lol

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    WHAT IS UP WITH CRUDE?

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Every time you start braggin’ the market gods slap you like a barking bitch.

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  9. 2kto2m

    for a trader without insider information.

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  10. Bruce Keller

    TSLA looks pretty strong, but it could just be testing 9/18’s high.

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  11. runawaytrain

    This markets a meat grinder for the emotions and stomach…

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