iBankCoin Has Reached Its Maximum Allowable Readers–Thanks For Stopping By

One of our engineers used to work for the NSA and has a meticulous method by which to track all of you, by IP address and ‘street cams’. Consider yourselves under surveillance, 23 hours per day. That being said, I am happy to announce that “no new readers will be allowed to read iBankCoin”–set forth herein.

“But what does this mean for me?” cried the scaddly dressed lad from the rafters– with the likeness of a porcupine.

It means that you are fortunate to have visited the site before today. Any new readers will be redirected to the offices of Dr. Gregory Solomon.

“But why have ya done such a fookin stupid thing, ya dumb shite? cried the barberous man standing half naked in front of his television.

iBankCoin was never meant to be consumed on an industrial level. When I started off blogging, I never wanted any of you to read me. It was for my own pleasure, to write about the markets and discuss the depravity of my fellow man. But you wouldn’t stop coming. After finding the site, you forced friends and family to read us too. It has gotten to the point of utter and sheer ridiculousness that I have to share this website with so many other people, most of which are of a ‘low quality and caliber human being.’

“Will you ever open the site up for new readers again?” cried the gentleman smoking a pipe whilst throwing human flesh into his fireplace.

Perhaps. But at this point, all I can say is to go away and visit some other finance sites who like readers.

I’ll take one more question.

“BUY NUGT NOW”, cried the homeless man dressed in an overcoat, whilst roasting rat on a stick over a flaming barrel of garbage.

Banned.

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