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THE BULL MARKET IS BACK

Armageddon has been averted. All is good on the eastern front, as well as the west–especially since William H. Gross is kicking the nuts out of PIMCO. I made a 180 degree move today and if one of you little beer swillers leaves a comment, such as “THE TOP IS IN,” I will literally track you down and punch your ears off.

Aside from BITA, PANW and EMES, I pressed the nuclear button and went long 12 names, out of the 35 that I am long, in an effort to focus on what’s really important.

“What is important Fly?”

What’s important is that I make a ton of money, kick old people down subway steps, and tell my wife “out the way hun”, when I am into my stock shit.

Some of the names that I bought today include YELP, CHK, DVN, SLCA, BEAV, BX, LPNT, MY, BID and LAZ.

I am long, creatine strong, and abiding by the sublime laws of nature, dictated by mathematics (SHOMP).

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56 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    see here hon …

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  2. berniecornfeld

    THE TIP IS IN!

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  3. J Livermore

    “out the way hun” hahaahahahahhahahahahaahha love it.

    You must be into some margin now Blogfather ?

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  4. JPMorgains

    I’m literally laughing out loud at the out of my way hun. That shit is mad funny.

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    • Dr. Fly

      She likes to talk to me about her trials and tribulations, small coffee talk shit. I need to check her and let her know that I am into my stock shit, quickly telling her “out the way hun” as I grab a mug of black coffee.

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  5. DaLuke

    Oh, jesus….

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  6. The Wasp

    I hate to say it, but The Fly is showing talent here. A man who can turn 180 when the market turns 180 is a trader indeud. I am going to join the ladies for some small talk…

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  7. BlueStar

    Change the iBank Coin banner please. Your bearish presence will be sorely missed.

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  8. guy who should have been a boss DJ, not a rapper...DJ.
    guy who should have been a boss DJ, not a rapper...DJ.

    A top? here? really? I think the DOW is heading for 36,000 before the end of the year.

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  9. J Livermore

    $JNS hits 16.10 in after hours trading on formation of employee stamp collectors club. It is reported that employees were pushing and shoving each other to be first to sign up.

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  10. mr_peartree

    You might as well change your name to “the clown”

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  11. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Fly, you should join us in AHWOA today.

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  12. dvk1970

    This man applauds to the man with matzah ball’s of steel …Buy’m!

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  13. El Rhino

    That’s an ultra homo-erotic pic on the front page…

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  14. Jas

    Fly,
    Off topic, but serious question…are you concerned at all about potential side effects of creatine? It is naturally occurring in other foods, but not to that quantity nor frequency. I also heard it can contribute to baldness, but I guess lifting in general (i.e. increased growth hormone) does that. Thanks!

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    • Maximus

      Someone spike the Fly’s oatmeal and Dunkin Donut’s coffee with creatine?

      Ohh, what bears will do to make a bull turn market bearish.

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    • BoilMeImIrish

      I thought baldness was strictly a genetics thing? I’m super paranoid about all things non-natural (extra hippy), but still try to get some extra protein in me from time to time to help keep ma titays hard.

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  15. kevin

    Wait, Didn’t you want to skip this bounce (which you predicted correctly), and buy when there is a massive crash similar to 2000?!

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  16. ccassara

    Glad it is back, I need next week to be the opposite of this week.

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  17. matt_bear

    Pumping Iron was a great film. “I’m always coming”

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  18. ironbird

    Grandma’s hat box is full of bricks. Delicately placed on the buy button. When Grandma makes her famous fruitcake, lets pray she does not use that box.

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  19. thorgood

    eat lots of caseine and whey protein.

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  20. incometrader

    Nothing has changed, we get an oversold bounce and suddenly you do a 180 on a strategy you’ve been working on for weeks

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  21. Juice

    Jeezus, apparently das cashola ist burning a hole in le Flea’s pocket-book …… however, I don’t think the downside is finished, just yet

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  22. Jose Mann

    Stir fly changed direction so fast it makes me dizzy …

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  23. Flicker

    Fly you turn bullish just before the fed yanks the final $10 Billion. You always preached that this was a death nil. WTF?

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  24. Jose Mann

    Flicker, follow Sir Fly on what he did, not on what he said …

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    • ironbird

      Clever. Like when a Mexican says “have a taco” that are really just miniature unfolded burritos?

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  25. hindustani

    a drake song?

    your head needs to get smashed IN ASAP, head over to rau3 for some good beats son.

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  26. ironbird

    Real Time alert. Sell all defense stocks now. Bill just made a stock call. But the “race” debates between whiny white people are awesome. Climate change too.

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  27. it is showtime

    The Cat is Dead

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  28. john

    For the love of God Fly, don’t do BATH SALTS over the weekend or you’ll never get back to even, unless you want to show your ripped body (EXTRA HOMO).
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/09/24/woman-dies-after-taking-off-clothes-at-oc-market/

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  29. BRAVEFLAPS

    BEAV SHOMPIN’ ALL WEEKEND LONG

    That is all.

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  30. Murph

    What’s next, Blueball going bullish too, I thought the top was in the last four months. Long and strong, old man stocks rule.

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  31. AsktheGodfather

    Fly welcome back to the light. I too spent a few bearish days on the dark side but once I saw all the tools that hang there it was a fast return back. Long YELP GOOGL and bear ass kickin

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  32. Bruce Keller

    I’m kicking myself for not getting on the Ebola cocoa trade earlier. Who knew 60% of cocoa came from the Ivory Coast? The guys bidding it up since January apparently.

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