Sunday, February 19, 2017
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Futures Are Doing Fantastic This Morning

Nasdaq futures are up almost 20 this morning–very exciting. Citibank reported better than expected earnings, PANW was upgraded, and YELP defended for being the bastion of organic growth that it is. What can go wrong?

I am looking forward towards a fun filled day of profit, without any sell offs or “profit taking.”

To celebrate this event, I’ve ordered a single waffle this morning for breakfast, alongside my usual protein rich Greek yogurt.

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62 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

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  2. The Fly

    Don’t tell anyone that Friday’s PPT oversold signal might prove to be profitable again. It might upset the trolls.

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  3. Badduck

    Sick bounce in FEYE so far up 2.5%. Cmon bears, pound this thing, fair value is .05

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  4. jose mann

    all in – fucking FireEye !!!

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  5. TraderCaddy

    Hope it wasn’t an Eggo.
    If it was frozen go with Van’s 8 Whole Grains Multigrain.
    By the by, they now make cream cheese made from Greek yogurt to go with your Brooklyn style bagel (less fat and 4x the protein).

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    • Bill

      TraderCaddy,

      Hi there..hey can you write little bit more about trading rydex funds. Do you go 60 /40. Trading the strongest long 60 percent and weakest short 40 percent. Just wanted to see some stats. looks interesting.I follow your comments and I know you have been long time at this site like me.

      thanks
      bill

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  6. jules

    So $FEYE is now Blackeye. Nice one Jimbo!

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  7. Bad moon rising

    All going to end in tears again …

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  8. Juice

    love the pic .. great movie, great actor

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  9. Curious

    Fly, have your losses exceeded 50% yet, gotta be close

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  10. FryGuy

    Only a waffle and a greeked yogurt? Did you start cutting?

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    • Fly

      Cutting now

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      • FryGuy

        I went for the opposite strategy this year. Lighter diet (cutting) in Q1 and more of a building diet in Q2. It’s nice to go into Q2 leaner but I did lose a good amount of strength. Curious – are you running/cardio? I do 10-12 miles per week.

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  11. No One

    All up from here
    S&P to 2500
    Naz to 5000

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  12. Curious

    Fly, how much are you down ytd, its gotta be a huge number considering your top picks

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    • Fly

      Under 30%

      Happy?

      I didn’t buy “my top picks” at their highs. Where in the world do you get -50% from jackass?

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  13. TheHarper

    the Jew Hunter! How I adore his antics.

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  14. Rong Xu

    All:

    I woke up to visions of YELP at 67 by the afternoon. Blessed are the ones who buy YELP.

    Sincerely,

    Rong Xu

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  15. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Oh my YELP

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  16. og

    Fucking sad

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  17. Jeremy

    SPLK really holding strong today. If we are lucky, it could be 63.75 by this Friday.

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  18. KRUSH

    The market has bequeathed upon you a very dire and sterne warning sir. Be wary, you are wandering into open manholes

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  19. Curious

    Fly, even with todays action you have lost a lot of money this year, im sure if you had any real clients (which we all know u dont) they have moved their money elsewhere when they found out what you were buying with it

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    • Fly

      If everything you said were true ( which we all know is not) what exactly is your point?

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      • Curious

        just bored and trying to get you all riled up, how much do you bench

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        • The Fly

          let’s not make believe we are friends, mate.

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        • Genghis Khan

          The PPT may be able to tell you what happened upto the previous minute, but no one knows what will happen tomorrow – which is what happened to Senior Tropicana. That is why fundamental analysis always trumps day trading. Fly, do you agree?

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        • The Fly

          fundies always wins, in the end

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  20. J Livermore

    I thought my computers froze until I realized it was just today’s price action.

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  21. Curious

    fly, how much do you bench, i bet its under 150

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  22. The Fly

    Jermey sounds like a little bitch that needs to get his ass beat by the likes of me

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  23. Las Vegas John Taffer
    Las Vegas John Taffer

    Hello gentlemen, its time for a little chat

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  24. fuckboy

    hey fly, why u such a little fuck boy

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  25. Halfbloodpope

    I am curious as to what makes you so curious?

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  26. Curious

    Im curious why you have a vagina and not a dick

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  27. Jennifer

    alright boys, time to get these yams clappin, who wants to glaze dem thangs wit dat sauce

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  28. longview

    Seriously?

    We’re now (some) comparing/bragging/lying about how much we bench press?

    Let’s get it over with and just go straight to penis size. Mine’s no python…but you’d guessed that.

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  29. Jennifer

    ive got ten solid inches

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