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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re All Monsters

When the chips are down, you get to see inside of the souls of people. When times are good, we all wear the facade, acting pleasant with one another, tipping a hat, holding a door. But when things get hard, you get to see the guy who’d slam the door on a woman’s face, or stab another man in his back for a box of cereal. To a lesser degree, we get to see it here too, inside of the comments section, where all of the trolls reside.

For some reason, these people are jealous of me. I don’t know why, as I can’t think of any particular reason why one would be envious of my life. I live rather modestly, indulging myself on occasion with things that aren’t too absurd, and generally try to treat others the way I’d like to be treated. If I’ve ever mistreated anyone here it is because he or she earned it.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not asking for leniency. It’s not in your nature. I’ve never had any confidence in man, as we are a barbaric, backwards, species, always clawing at one another in the never ending rat race for dominance. You know, the bible and the ten commandments were invented because of guys like you, a bunch of Eddie Barzoons running around, out of control.

Now I’ve been kind enough to let you all in, as I’ve undergone the largest drawdown of my career, so that you could vent your misplaced anger towards me. But don’t come to the site, impersonating me and insulting people with childish remarks. That, I will not have.

As for the market, believe it or not, I just bought more EGRX and FEYE. Maybe I have a death wish, or maybe I like cheap stock.

Remember, cancer is right around the corner (extra ASCO).

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72 comments

  1. JoeCoolTrades

    I miss the “Poof, Your BS Rally Is Gone” posts during down cycles.

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  2. Granpa

    Fly, wishing you and your family a Blessed Easter and hope to see the Fly that we all know and love resurrect come Monday to restore order to these Hallowed Halls.

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    • The Fly

      thanks, you too.

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    • Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET
      Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET

      Whether Easter or feaster or folly,
      The crippling of Fly makes us jolly,
      this holiday tiding, I know you’re abiding,
      To work, you’ll soon take the trolley

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  3. Cascadian

    Anyone posting under you is beneath you.

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  4. negrodamus

    Ibankcoin or failblog, I can’t tell the difference

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  5. TraderCaddy

    Ha to Eddie Barzoons.
    Creepy movie with Pacino.
    I would compare mankind more to an Eddie Haskell.
    http://youtu.be/MohwVOYzlPw

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    • Bill

      TraderCaddy,

      Hi there..hey can you write little bit more about trading rydex funds. Do you go 60 /40. Trading the strongest long 60 percent and weakest short 40 percent. Just wanted to see some stats. looks interesting.I follow your comments and I know you have been long time at this site like me.

      thanks
      bill

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      • J. Taff

        brah u are straight parched

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        • JTaffAmanOfThePeople
          JTaffAmanOfThePeople

          Why do adults write or speak like this? You come off like a complete idiot, middling through life at the break neck speed of mediocre. I wonder how you manage to trade your paper trading account in between emptying the garbage and vacuuming the lobby carpets. looking forward to seeing you or your family on the naext COPS marathon.

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          • J. Taff

            lmaaaaaaaaaaaooooo bruh u are fucking dehydrated with dat shit, bet u be fat as fuck with dem jiggly titties and bet u ugly as fuck too tho

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      • TraderCaddy

        Sure enough.
        I go all in either long or short (to do a split is too much of a hedge. One has already hedged by going in @ 10:30). Trade has to be in by 10:30 and the price is calculated @10:45 am and out by 3:50.
        I have done my IRA this way for years.
        I don’t have stats (try paper trade for awhile). Today I split 65% of funds between Russell 2X and S&P 2x long and stayed away from Emerging Markets 2X as it was weak on a relative basis. I look at various sectors to see how they are behaving before 10:30.
        Not looking for HRs, just singles and being correct 3 out of 4 times a week and compound this 3/4 to 1% gain per week.
        Stay away from Fed days and most market stats are out by 10:00. There will be an occasional intraday reversal but it is always a risk on occasion.
        It’s kind of the way I traded Fidelity Selects in the ’80s (hourly pricing) and Scudder, GT Global , Franklin in the ’90s until they introduced fair pricing.
        Ones day is freed up from staring at the computer.

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        • Bill

          I agree only decision is around 10:25 after that you just close it at 10:50 and forget. You can see the price at 10:25 so you have

          SPY
          SSO
          IWM
          DIA
          EEM
          Japan 2x

          do you look at the sectors also. Do you have a list and thanks for sharing. I guess another way aligning yourself with HFTs.

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          • TraderCaddy

            Here is what I basically watch (besides the general indexes relative strength or weakness: SMH (good for NAZ) ,XLF (good for S&P), VXX (good portend for day), GDX (gold stocks), FXE (dollar for rates), FXY (almost a direct correlation for emerging markets).
            Keep it simple.

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          • Bill

            Does it ever happen that you dont close at 3:50 and stay for next day.

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          • TraderCaddy

            Actually,yes.
            I watch the gold stocks via GDX for a precious metals trade over night.
            Basically, I watch for a move above the 50 day EMA and a turn up above the 30 RSI (14 day relative strength). I use a small amount the funds for this.

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        • The Real Muppet

          Thanks for sharing Trader. That is an interesting approach.

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        • steel_man

          why do u need rydex mutual funds to trade like this? why not use etf’s like spy upro, etc?

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          • TraderCaddy

            Yes, you obviously can, however, the temptation to day trade can be difficult to handle emotionally,
            I believe my method avoids the emotions as well as the HFT intraday noise (which one will NOT win).
            Its a not a get rich quick deal but a slow and boring equity up curve (with a down day here and there).

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          • The Real Muppet

            “Investing, like sex, should never be exciting.” George Soros, 1994

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          • Jennuy

            unless its anal, which many of u have been experiencing over the past few weeks, just gettin straight buttfucked

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  6. OG

    Fuck em all Fly. Losers love to hate. It’s in their nature.

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  7. Astronaut Von Snoopy Deluxe
    Astronaut Von Snoopy Deluxe

    Happy Easter Fly!

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  8. Db6strings

    The board here was definitely degenerating into some dark, ugly – I can say anything online hidden behind an avatar – crap. Some of us would like some market perspective with a little entertaining satire from you, kind sir. Do you have any thoughts on SALE, CRTO, GOGO? I bought SPLK, FEYE and SINA during the slide.
    Thanks

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  9. Junior

    Don’t worry FLY, when FEYE & SPLK reach $100+, these bozos will be long gone and moved back in with their mommies.

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    • Genghis Khan

      That’s a cleverly couched insult, since you know Le Senior will not hold until FEYE & SPLK reach hundo, it’s not in his natures.

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      • J. Taff

        Hello gentlemen, its bee a long time

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      • Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET
        Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET

        It’s true he cant hold,
        His demons will not let him,
        Barzoon’d he is

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  10. Rlbrkr

    One of your more insightful posts, from a great movie. I thoroughly enjoy your blog and your stock insights and picks. I think it is up to individuals to decide whether they agree or disagree with your thesis and invest accordingly. Then own that decision. Keep up the great writing and investing ideas. BTW, I am down about 20% myself and looking for new opportunities.

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    What time do we melt-down today?

    I would guess they will wait until tomorrow, guess it depends on how sick the market really is.

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  12. matt_bear

    i agree with your post, as I read today’s article about some kid laughing as he’s brought to court for shooting and murdering a young father to be for no reason at all.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2601778/Teenager-accused-murdering-newlywed-father-laughs-smirks-makes-way-court.html

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  13. Juice

    live or die by the fire-eye

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  14. MX2101

    Wishing all of you the best. Nice to see springtime settling in.

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  15. IncomeTrader

    No one runs around with his dick in the air when winning more than you do.

    That kind of behavior tends to attract trolls.

    I really enjoy the nice Fly we see today much more…

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  16. Junior

    Black on white crime…move along, nothing to see here. Lib media only covers white on black crime.

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    • Yo!

      Go back to tha projects bruz and sip on some snaffle juice and a 40oz! This is a forum for equities not political shit! Strait trippin on the fo fo!

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  17. Junior

    SPLK up 6% FEYE 3% now but still have a long way to recover.

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  18. Bdubz

    Back up the truck on FEYE and YELP

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  19. Stockthrust

    Momos are not bouncing, but drifting sideways slightly biased south. stop adding to your losers and try to get out with a smaller percentage loss. it wont come back to levels where you bought it. Nasdaq is terribly overbought Fly.

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    • J. Taff

      only thing bouncin is your yams on the pole bruh, ya thirst bucket

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      • Stockthrust

        FEYE is clearly bouncing up and down around $50 and will be trending lower over time. By June it will be trading even lower Its stupid to hold losing positions from $70+ into this shitfest of a sell off. FEYE will be trading higher by the end of the week. But you better sell the thing and move on looking for a better entry.

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  20. OG

    Yup, momos are all fading. Sigh…

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  21. Pat

    Fly,

    You were in for the pain, why not stay in for the gain? Best of luck.

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  22. figesmalls

    Just want to wish all a Happy Pesach, Fly, enjoy your holiday and family. Long may you shine,

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  23. zach

    this is NOT the bottom. price action today was horrible. morning flush followed by new buyers only to get retaken back to the lows.

    MARKET NOT CONFIDENT YET. LOOK THE FAK OUT

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  24. Jonathan Taffy VIII
    Jonathan Taffy VIII

    who here got the juiciest yams, lets start a poll

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    • Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET
      Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET

      That bitch Jenny wins
      Five alarm fucking I gave
      She always slept well

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  25. Jennifer

    mine are extremely juicy imho

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  26. Hornacek

    I like to dock

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  27. JTaffAmanOfThePeople
    JTaffAmanOfThePeople

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i like men and all but even that is a tad too much

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  28. Henry Fool

    $VIX

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    • JTaffAmanOfThePeople
      JTaffAmanOfThePeople

      ??????

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    • Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET
      Honest ABE, nohomo, RATCHET POET

      To VIX is to decimate quite certain,
      For Fly to approach would be hurtin’,
      As we raise our glass and cheer our repasts,
      He must prepare for the curtains.

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  29. Eugene Melamed

    Fly, any thoughts on GOGO here?

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  30. hedghog

    Mr. Fly,

    I have been reading your work for years and admire your skills as a money manager,stock picker and writer. The pain you feel at present will hopefully pass quickly and you will resume your winship of all things, financial or otherwise. The investing public and the community you created online would be much worse off without you. So please do not blow up so I can grow old enjoying your prowess and humor.

    Sincerely yours,

    Hedghog

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