iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Bears Win Again

If I was short stocks now, I’d be laughing at you pathetic bulls trying to avoid margin calls with this piece of crap, milquetoast “rally”, if today even qualifies as being one. Sure chinese stocks went up, riding on this new found optimism for “emerging markets”, another reason to escape the dreadful brain cancer that is USA.

I know for a fact, several large funds got hit with redemption requests in the billions of dollars. These losers now have to sell, no matter what, because their fund of fund or fickle client doesn’t like BETA. Well, EXCUSE ME, but investing is all about BETA. Most of these clowns don’t invest or take risk. They buy 10 companies with market caps over $20 billion and pray for the best, hoping they will outperform the SPY. If they do, their fund raises big money and they end up making $300 million, for themselves, the following year. It’s obscene.

Today was an L, you pathetic effeminate men, running away from your passion, unable to hold. Tomorrow you will get what you deserve, the full monty, all out rout.

I hope you die.

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135 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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    • tristero

      Well at least we still have Zombie. That in itself is reassuring.

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  2. The Pirate

    Daaaa Bears. (someone had to say it)

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  3. Jennifer

    STZ for all u bitches out there who wasted ur time on AA

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    • The Fly

      what, it was up 69 cents. Do you like that number or something?

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Jen, You are so lame. I threw out AA as a Ticker for analysis before they reported. Anyone can make a call after they reported. So, You finally threw out a Ticker, Long on STZ…interesting move on the heals of the Crop Report tomorrow…Please Post your analysis..not a Bitch this is going to go up.

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  4. Bullish

    “They buy 10 companies with market caps over $20 billion and pray for the best, hoping they will outperform the SPY. If they do, their fund raises big money and they end up making $300 million, for themselves, the following year. It’s obscene.”

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

    It’s not like these 10 stocks are going to pick themselves!!

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  5. Bullish

    Nymph : What happened? You are even wrong on AA, and they typically drop 7 out of 10 times post earnings.

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    • The Fly

      those damn central banks

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      • Bullish

        Must be those Chinese CBs hiding all the copper in aluminum cans!

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        • Trading_Nymph

          Actually it was AA playing with the earnings. Closing Australia Smelter and the other two plants allowed them to say “OH this is a one time cost”, ignore the fact that we can’t make profit at the smelters…instead just look at our profitable sectors. If AA didn’t play with the numbers by shutting Australia in FEB 2014, then they would have no way to justify the really ugly numbers it would have….After Hours the stock is up, but should fade fast once everyone thinks about how they played with the numbers.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            BTW, lol, FLY and Bullish….Darn those Can Hording Central Bankers.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Plus, AA has to deal with a stronger YEN going into the next qtr, Kuroda isn’t giving Cocaine anytime soon, so those Japanese Buyers should soon fade.

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  6. gorby

    I Don;t know what Jen is talking about.
    I’m up 50% in AA in less than a year

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  7. Jennifer

    yea and hes gonna like it

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  8. Jennifer

    he doesnt realize that some ppl make bets for stocks to go down, like dat cray batch Nymph….and when they go up those ppl lose money, see fly hes really not that bright

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  9. controller

    Frankly, I’m getting tired of seeing the other “ladies” on this site being so crass and rude to each other and everyone else. It is possible to get your point across in a male dominated world while still showing class.

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  10. gorby

    Having a bad day Jen -Jen

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  11. BathSaltTrader

    Nymph is one of the most entertaining commentators on here, for obvious comedic reasons. A case study of the ruinous effects that prolonged exposure to Zerohedge has on the brain, rendering into nacho cheese sauce.

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  12. Jennifer

    Who the hell is this imposter posting under my name?

    On a side note, today was such an obvious bounce day I can’t believe anyone was dumb enough to go into today short. The problem is the bounce was more of a sideways bounce. Another week or so of this and both the bears and bulls will be sick of it and throw in the towel. That’s when the real move comes. The Fed meeting is when? April 29? Get yourself ready for that one.

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    • jules

      Stay in ya lane hoe.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Real Jennifer…Can you add a Picture to your profile. That may make it a bit harder for the fake Jennifer. So are you long STZ?

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  13. jules

    Abe come keep ya bitch in pocket.

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  14. Jennifer

    its me you dumbass, i think we take it to a vote, one stays one goes, who wants the imposter???? c’mon ya shitheads

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    • The Fly

      What? Who’s me?

      Shoot the one in the middle!

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    • Jennifer

      I don’t say sh*theads and don’t cuss. I do however short stocks that The Fly pumps incessantly like BALT or SB

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      • The Fly

        Any Jennifer could’ve said that frankly

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      • Trading_Nymph

        Actually, Real Jen..For Balt, be careful. China had gossip out about more stimulus coming (vs that tiny amount last week). The Govt is denying it, but if they do it, Balt along with the Aussie, etc will pop on the news. China has pushed up Rebar on the hopes imho, plus they are betting on their seasonal pattern of building (which so far this year hasn’t worked well).

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  15. Jennifer

    the real Jennifer’s ass has more dimples than a fourth grade class picture, I know you fools want me, I will continue to take Nymph to the shed and I will make Gorby be my bitch going forward….whos with me???!!!

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    • J Livermore

      I think Jules should make the final decision on who is shot.

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  16. matt_bear

    Who has the bigger set of cans?

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  17. Fake Jennifer

    I love Fly!

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  18. Jennifer

    FLY – Here’s your parallel to FEYE:
    PCLN from 2000. Generated $482 Million in sales off huge growth with a $70 Million Loss in 1999. Traded at 100X Sales.

    Stock went down 99% peak to trough.

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  19. UncleBuccs

    Reading these comments is the first time I genuinely laughed all day..

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  20. Jennifer

    I have fake cans and I deepthroat!

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  21. Jennifer

    Fly, get this imposter out of here

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  22. J Livermore

    Real Jennifer – Exactly how low do you project SPY to go?

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  23. rahagar

    Jenny’s are female donkeys. The real one should bray.

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  24. Jennifer

    and the fly will be without penis when it is over

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    • The Fly

      Sorry Jennifer I am married. Thanks for the offer, however

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  25. matt_bear

    Gotta love the internet…where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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  26. Jennifer

    I just took a heinous diarrhea in a cup and now I am sippin it like it is a warm cup of Swiss Miss

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    • J Livermore

      I just bumped your elbow, now it spilled all over you, your couch, your fat girl friend, your bowl of chitos, and your lap top.

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  27. CheckersNBeer

    Enough with the fake accounts, guys. Check out my market recap and get back to work.

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  28. CheckersNBeer

    mmmmmm that Swiss Miss sounds tasty Jen!

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  29. The Fly

    As far as I’m concerned, this is a regular whoodoneit. I’m gonna call in Sherlock Holmes to find out who the real Jennifer is.

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  30. John Taffer

    Ok, what the fuck is going on in here

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  31. The Fly

    Hey checkersnbeer you should meet my friend chessnwine. You too might get along.

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    • Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR
      Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR

      Except dat playing chess n drinkin wine is for city faggots while playin checkers n drinking beer is what men do in da pen.

      Nohomo

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  32. matt_bear

    I’m quite in awe. You open the doors to the iBC house and it’s a festering shit hole decorated in early Fuck in less than 48 hours. If we really do get this economic collapse god help us.

    I’m buying more ammo tonight.

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    • The Fly

      These halls were once festooned with vagrants until I locked them away in the cellars. They’ve been released and now you see what I tried to protect you from .

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  33. ironbird

    IBC is a magnet for excellence. Every kind.

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  34. Fake Karl Denninger
    Fake Karl Denninger

    You will all suff

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  35. Mr.partridge

    The comment sections is out of Betty Ford journal …
    We live in interesting times.. again

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  36. Todd Powers

    Swiss Miss, or a giant bowl of warm dick?

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  37. Atilla Demiray

    The decline has only just begun. The S&P will retest its long term Xtrend at 200 this year. Are you shook up, are you nervous?

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  38. MaxHeadRoom

    Fly – Does the overall PPT score give any indication of a market top? Or a hint that trouble might be coming?

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  39. genesis1

    This frickin blog cracks my ass up. Helps take the sting out my momo getting biatch slapped. Fly needs to take Lettermans job and invite his degenerate blog posters as guests.

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  40. SailorBoy

    Wait – Jennifer is a man? Awww, fuck!

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  41. schizo168

    xtrend BS

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  42. negrodamus

    This site is going to shit

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  43. Steve

    You CANNOT succeed trading and be perma. ie. Nymph, Fly

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  44. fifty2weekhi

    Le Fly, you’ve got to your IT guy do something about authentication of posters at this site. OA’s board had the same impostor problem a short while back.

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  45. Wade county

    Here is why Splk will be one of the winners of our generation…There one of the top players in the “internet of things” revolutions
    http://www.glassbeam.com/glassbeam-begins-where-splunk-ends-going-beyond-operational-intelligence-with-iot-logs/

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  46. Nymph Wanker

    SPX just took it’s third hard bounce off the 1840 mark. I think the bulls carry the day tomorrow and the fear evaporates for another 10 days.

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  47. clegger_2000

    Where is RW Pelican(o) and the iBc security apparatus?

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  48. stonecoldgee

    $TWAT For the Win!!!

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  49. Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR
    Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR

    LMAOZ AT YALL tryin to fuck with my baddie Jenspice. Maybe a real woman is intimadatinn when u used to a laptop n a ziplock bag in sock

    Nymph u been so wrong for fucking years the only sex u Ben able to enjoy was da Greek kind, and only briefly at dat circa 2011

    Last warning Keep my wife name out ya mouth, n get back to pickin figs ya tiny baby hand having knownathans

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  50. Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR
    Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR

    Kill marry fuck ————— real Jen, fake Jen, nymph.

    Go

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  51. Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR
    Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR

    Kill da nymph, marry real Jen, fuck fake Jen proper ya hearme

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  52. The Once and Future Rhino
    The Once and Future Rhino

    Ahhhhhhh…. **sips beer and smiles**

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    • Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR
      Honest ABE, nohomo, medical DOCTOR

      Rhino I lik u B, u got #swag hemmie.

      Me n my staff at da hospital we worried bout crime,k just this week had to stain the crete red on some real shit

      If u was I, a practicing doctor in pediatrics, would u get tha RNs some tavors for da ward or should we keep it flavor country n hook these maidens up wit some MP5s I got a grip of auto sears dog

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      • Sherlock

        Abe – this thread has got to be you back in 2009. Are you a professional internet troller?

        http://www.topix.com/forum/city/jamestown-tn/T8ERVELVQU4IJIDJS

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      • The Once and Future Rhino
        The Once and Future Rhino

        Honest Abe,

        I assume you specialize in rectal exams. Perhaps the barbiturates have you confused, you’re not actually supposed to use your tongue during the exam. This behaviour [sic] may be the reason that your patients lash out.

        Perhaps you should get them dildo launchers instead.

        Sincerely,

        The Once and Future Rhino

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  53. Mister Jinx

    OK, I get it … this whole thing is a ploy to get us to *beg* you to lock down the comments again, right? This shit is ridiculous.

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  54. mickeyrobbie

    This comment is awaiting moderation…

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  55. jules

    Damn, Tha homie Abe just got #timeslapped

    You da hoe,
    Jules, OG

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  56. snoozemr

    man, I haven’t been entertained like this since JC pulled the plug on the stockpickr forum. there have been some HOF worthy forums as of late. Inner demons have tempted me to join in on recent frays but my I keep reminding myself that I am but a humble guest on the Fly’s site and thus I restrain myself from speaking in tongue and spreading the truth, or wagging my tongue at certain incoherent morons who have suddenly become emboldened by, what in reality, is profit taking, leading to retail panic and a minor correction. And the enmbolding of the nymph – nyph you left to early – – we could have made millions chickie. This coming from a flat earther.

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  57. snoozemr

    man, I haven’t been entertained like this since JC, under duress, pulled the plug on the Stockpickr forum. there have been some HOF worthy forums here as of late. Inner demons have tempted me to join in on recent frays but my I keep reminding myself that I am but a humble guest on the Fly’s site and thus I have restrain myself from speaking in tongue and spreading the truth, or wagging my tongue at certain incoherent morons who have suddenly become emboldened by, what in reality, is profit talking for some and in the losers true sense of the word, gallows humors…. And the recent fall from grace has enboldled the nymph – nyph you left stockpickr too early to- – we would have banked some serious coin if we had had the pleasure of discussing various matters. . This coming from a flat earther.

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    • The Fly

      Don’t be bashful, have at it. I am not banning anyone and will not kick people out for insulting me. As a matter of fact, I WELCOME IT.

      I’m like the clown at the carnival, in the dunk machine, daring you to hit the target and drop me into the water.

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  58. snoozemr

    well since I posted while seriously distracted, and thus apparently posted, 2X, too late to edit and correct, then these ranting posts are etched in stone. too bad I suppose, now I have to break into the home to steal the key to this site to clean slates. At stockpickr we Always left the door unlocked for a mulligan. really, again was just noting how the recent forums reminded me of the old days on stockpickr where people spoke their mind and didn’t give a sh** bout repercussions. perhaps wasn’t always constructive, but was an amazing outlet to get sh** off your chest and it led to some wonderful prose and often some good ideas. I would say keep the gates open for he time being Fly. Even if for entertainment reasons only.

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  59. James

    My father always told me 90% of the populace on planet Earth was stupid….Please lock the comments again Fly

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