iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HERE COME THE MARGIN CLERKS

This market can’t hold its butter. Sell, sell, sell.

Thanks to March, big hedge funds got crushed and are now sending back money. That money needs to be raised. As a result, we get this bid less whore of a market. You’re gonna try to turn this into something it isn’t, based on fundamentals. The only reason why stocks are unattractive today is because they are going lower. It has nothing to do with earnings, macro-economic results, or political tensions.

One month ago, these dogs on CNBC were sucking the knee-caps off of stocks. Now these same people hate them, evangelizing the end of the market because–all of a sudden–we’ve all found religion through Graham Dodd.

PUHHHLEAZE!

I’d rather die than sell any of my four horsemen down here. If I have to die holding them, so be it.

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18 comments

  1. zwolfe05

    lol

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  2. Berniecornfeld

    Is that Ben’s blunt on the front page?

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  3. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly(and stocks), please don’t die…

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  4. Genghis Khan

    What’s the moratorium on bannings?

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  5. Bullish

    20,000 still in play. Just whipsawing the weak links here. And sucking those stupid bears in yet again.

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  6. incometrader

    Have you looked at FTK lately? I think your net cost was just over $1

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  7. matt_bear

    the 4 horsemen of death shall forever ride!

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  8. Raise taxes, lower spending
    Raise taxes, lower spending

    The time is ripe for a thesis.

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  9. Trading_Nymph

    OK, Jennie…For our Bitch Fight..because you didn’t give me anything. I give you AA before earnings. IMHO, AA should be sitting at 11.90 after they report, Could fly to 15.60 on upside, but no way will that happen, short squeeze is shit. Let’s see what you have.

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Translation, the short interest in the stock has been in massive decline. This is the height of China Govt Building Season and there is little building out there..Car Production sliding also. There is a massive overproduction of the miners coming online this year and AA should talk about it’s concern.

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    • The Fly

      This is funny. Rooting for you Nymph, even though you are a deranged short seller.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        lol 🙂

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        • matt_bear

          who is that in your avatar? are they wearing a pastie over a bare right breast?

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          • Trading_Nymph

            That is the White Swan Dress of Bjork. When I first came here I posted my true photo and Jake said I looked like Bjork (who he likes). So I switched over to that when when of the bloggers got crazy.

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  10. ironbird

    The stage is set for Yayo Yellen. May she channel God(Benny the Blunt).

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  11. Jennifer

    AA up a dime, yawn, u stupid biatch…..my pick is STZ, they announce in the morning and i got fake titty long into the close, out

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