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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Devils Afflict Me

What’s with this tank job in SALE? What’s even more curious is the melt up in their lowly competitor COUP, who must be conducting business in a parallel universe. This god damned stock has given me fits over the past two weeks. I thought this thing would be off to the races, as middle America scrambled to the internet to find coupons. Instead, I get this hell, this underperformance, this infection, cancer of a stock. I loathe it and wish the venture capitalist who funded this project the very worst. I wish it were dead and all of its founders tortured to death in the “Dick Guillotine”, smartly placed in the city square, so that all of the cities inhabitants might enjoy the spectacle.

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8 comments

  1. og

    Yup, SALE shit my bed on a otherwise good day.

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  2. mr.partridge

    Fanny you just mentioned Devil..

    Hat tip to Devil on CALL who introduced me to this stock… too bad he is not here, awesome trader.

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    • The Fly

      The Devil is always here, although it’s not always apparent.

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  3. ironbird

    EXXI Mad Money muppet mash. That was quick. Suddenly crude is going to crash now? New normal pump and dump.

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  4. ironbird

    There is nothing more dangerous than a panicked libtard. Special election loss in Florida and now the Ukrainian President is in town. What could go wrong?

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  5. kilowatt-2000

    Well said Fly There is Fly the trader and Fly the great writer who traps our emotions like Willie Mays snagging a line drive off the center field fence. Loser stocks (and their nefarious VC sponsors) should be beaten with an ugly stick – not enshrined in our trader notebooks as teachable moments!

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