The futures trader are filing into their local bars, where they will spend the rest of their evenings, buying and selling an uncertain future, from their phones, inebriated to the point of retardation. Tonight, they feel the market will trade up tomorrow. They’ve predicted the future, for the benefit of us all (how very nice of them), declaring “THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE SHALL RISE BY EXACTLY 28 POINTS” tomorrow.
The future has been told. Therefore, anything to the contrary is nothing more than propaganda and lies.
NOTE: The more shots the futures guys consume, the bolder their predictions become. Should they continue to drink at a feverish pace, we might see futures spike by 80 or 90 points! Oh, what joy.
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SPY and Gold(not this second but ytd) going skyward together. Is the dollar about to implode?
No one cares about that story line. Give it up.
Will do.
Next round is on me if it will stoke the futures another 10 points. Buy $VRNS
They let people with velcro shoes into bars?
I am literally at a bar right now stepping up thousand lot bids in the es.
I’ll predict the future; I see the Fly purchasing WDAY tomorrow and maybe a little SOHU on the pullback
I actually think we get a nice up day tomorrow – although I am crashing before any of the data from China, decent machinery orders out of Japan. bought some ONCS ,EGRX (added at 14) and FLXN on 3/10, sold my PKY (quick divvy capture), followed the FLY into some FEYE at 77ish, and grabbed some more CNCE at 14.26 today. And luckily sold a large chunk of PLM at 1.49 – no news so thought it may go higher but why risk, got lucky hoping it trends back down to the 1.15 range over the next few weeks. But overall looking for an up day across the board tomorrow and then prolly a move to safety before the weekend fun in the Crimea.
This market is so weird right now. Perhaps the buyers and sellers are mostly computer software? I have no fear and no stop-losses, but at the same time I don’t see a source of new buyers.
One helps them cross the street. They bake you cookies and knit sweaters. It is that fucking retarded.
Occam’s Razor. Is programmed currently, negate down moves
(the drops to MAs you can tell, programming lifted, not active)
Don’t claim to know motive, but logic of intraday patterns fairly obvious
YOU SOLD ME GAY GIRAFFES!!
G as in Giraffe
Nice gravatar.
Good for an AM smile.