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Do You Have Sellers Remorse?

You’d be surprised by my answer, the man who sold 2 million shares of FTK at $4.5, or the guy who blew out of YELP in the $60’s. More recently, I sold out of CRTO, only to see it skyrocket higher. By the way, CRTO is a major competitor to GOOG Adsense and should be considered in every long term portfolio.

But let me tell you my answer, quite frankly, I couldn’t care any less about selling stocks that go higher than you catamites care to fornicate.

The market is the ultimate challenge for me. Sure, it’d be nice to just sit back, slothing about the office like some guy from Blackrock, lazily managing money in the name of “long term investing.” But “The Fly” isn’t about that life, frankly. He’s about driving the Mack Truck filled with positrons into the god damned building filled with hydrogen bombs. Each and every time I sell a winner, I am motivated to find another one. You plebs should take note of this and use it to your financial advantage. I’ve been given a talent, bestowed down to me by celestial beings, under the auspices of financial engineering, to make money trading equities. I don’t care for options, bonds or anything else for that matter. I take money, leverage it to the hilt, and hit lotto.

Top picks: EZPW, SALE, SPLK

 

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11 comments

  1. zookini

    buyers remorse UAL

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  2. matt_bear

    why no love for Options? It would be pretty much your exact same analogy, but on crack.

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  3. yoshii11

    I used to, but now that I have more on my radar and look for other stocks, like you’ve mentioned, it makes it easier to shift into somethingelse, that hopefully outperforms whatever I left on the table in the previous trade. I’m comfy knowing I won’t perfectly time the entry/exit on any given trade.

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  4. fifty2weekhi

    Nice exit for $UNXL though, now you can reenter at a lower price!

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  5. jules

    Pimp slap post.

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  6. ripper

    FIG

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  7. rahagar

    Do you feel the good people at Smith Barney made their money the old fashioned way, they “earned it”? Or was there something more sinister afoot?

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  8. ironbird

    Check out a 10min 20day chart of VXX and FXY. They look exactly the same. Worrisome?

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  9. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    BIG PIMPIN’!!

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  10. clock

    …you rang?

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