Dear Stock Gods,
Please induce the misfits at Seeking Alpha or Citron Research to write scathing articles about YELP and SPLK. Whisper to them devastating rumors and kindly ask them to provide the public with information that might scare them into selling both stocks, especially since SPLK just “missed” earnings. Embolden them to become dastardly, aggressively negative on these companies and I will forever be in your debt.
Also, if I might be sold bold, can you please wash the memories of people who read Seeking Alpha, so that they will not remember this, this and of course this?
That’d be great, thanks.
Silly me, I almost forgot this.
10,000 praises to the all exalted stock Gods. I shall sacrifice three goats and one elderly human in your honour.
Boldly and unforgivingly,
Le Fly
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Goat BQ’s…..Spring must be upon us
I am happy to supply the goats if you would be so kind as to supply the elderly human (I’ll check and see if my father-in-law is available tonight…maybe “CSI Whogivesashit” isn’t on)
Reverend Fly, may I offer this up as a more appropriate sound track for our prayers? I’m concerned that the Lord won’t hear us with that oboe playing….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2Oju70xRs
I’m trying to imagine the terrifying imagery that Citron could cook up about Splunk.
“Our sources installed the software that the company claims will consolidate logs and allow support staff to more easily identify issues. They also boldly assert that you can use it to trace transactions. Shortly after the software was installed on the machines in the investigator’s lab, there were reports of strange odors coming from behind the dumpster at a restaurant a mere 25 miles away. Within hours it started snowing in Toronto. It would be difficult to simply put these events down as mere coincidence.
We contacted the company and attempted to get them to go on the record with an explanation for these events but they declined to comment. ”
I went long in QCOR at 51 thanks to these fools. Probably should have sold it yesterday but I kept thinking that people would have wised up after last time. Obviously basing my buying and selling decisions on anything other than price action makes me a moron. No further proof is required beyond the fact that I bought another chunk at closing.
Not that it matters but Splunk has some stiff competition coming now from an open source solution that is $FREE. My [MegaBigBoxRetailer] was about to go long in their software but are now evaluating the alternative.
Thank you for keeping me laughing.
Much respect,
LauraC
102. That number means something to the VXX. Being a instrument destined for zero why has it not tanked this time?
As long as 102 dollar yen holds risk is good? On a couple day basis not to the exact 102 level to the second. Piker idea probably total horseshit.
Great picture, awesome show!
SPLK…awesomeness in the works here
120 target upgrade
Here is my prayer.
Lord,
Thank you for everything you have given me.
But, what I would like most are bitcoins for free.
And please watch out for the Fly portfolio
as sometimes he trades like a schmo.