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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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This Sell Off Bores Me

I sold out of EGO because it bored me. I am looking to make a “lateral move” into an illiquid biotech stock. I wish the damned company had some people trading its stock. But, it’s a new issue and no one knows about them yet. I cannot buy too much, since the float is ridiculously small. I will offer updates later on today.

The market seems to be uneasy, as Russia edges towards THE UKRAINE with 150,000 unhardened soldiers and 800 tanks, most of which will probably break down on the side of the road before they can get any action. This is a Russian affair and the Ukraine shouldn’t stop you from your god given claims on a decadent lifestyle, funded by a never-ending, spiraling higher, stock market.

Almost all of my positions are lower this morning, after looking good earlier on. I am very stressed over this development. Can’t you tell?

Perhaps the stock Gods will strike me down with 10,000 lightening bolts one day for mocking their sell offs. However, such a day is not today; therefore, and this goes without saying, I shall go take some breakfast and continue my reckless spending habits immediately thereafter.

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16 comments

  1. ripper

    MA is a name I will hold forever. buffetstyle

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  2. acehood1

    eggs and bacon good sir with extra black coffee?

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  3. the pirate

    What happened to the good old days when we had a real president in the White house? When Rocky defeated Drago? When Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Nikolai Volkoff???

    The Russians wouldn’t pull this shit if ‘da MAN’ Ron Reagan was still in there! Anyone remember when the prez said “bombing will begin in 5 minutes”? here’s the clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

    America, fuck yeah!

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  4. the pirate

    Yelen is fucking BORNG

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  5. the_wolf

    potential nuclear returns considering the radioactive godzilla town ?
    thoughts good professor,…….?
    (too much buzz in the bio’s for me)

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  6. the_wolf

    ps,.. PDAC ; )

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  7. ripper

    ATTENTION CARA is being pumped by a guy who thinks he is super.

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