You’re All Plenty Stupid

So after the market closed, one of my smallest positions, ATOS, raped their shareholders by announcing a dilutive secondary offering. The result was a stock price careening lower. Naturally, as I type this, I know that there is a small subset of you that believe ATOS is my largest position. There is nothing that would give you that impression, other than the fact that it is down 20% in after hours trading. Nevertheless, the perpetually driven cynicism that lives inside of your morbid brain has already congratulated me for the losses that are to come. Thanks for that!

Nevermind the truth when we have something to throw at Le Fly, hopefully, and God willing, casting a pallor over him that will remain in perpetuity. You’re all sick, carnal beings– savages addled by drugs and toxins–weaker men than most– but diabolical in the highest degree.

And here I am, a humble servant, trying to give you the security necessary to live a fruitful life, a blessed one–such as my own. I toil and then blog, then I toil some more–all for a small sum of money totaling no more than several hundred thousand dollars per annum (net of all expenses, of course).

So, with that in mind, understand that a 20% drop in ATOS, while unfortunate in the small scheme of things, represents an opportunity for Dr. Fly to exert the vast resources available to him–to buy more–whilst still smoking from his pipe–fueled by The Black Swan.

Good night.