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AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK!!!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Our great nation is under assault by foreign entities. Our stock exchange is lower by triple digits for two consecutive days and down for the month of January–a great calamity indeed. The prophecy of Jennifer has taken a grip on the hearts and minds of all fair loving seamen and sent shockwaves reverberating throughout the Dry Bulk market, plunging, mind you, rates to absurd levels.

A brand new credit crisis has reared its ugly, tormented head, no different than a Jack in the Box armed with a knife, in China and Argentina. Let’s not forget about the plights of the Ukraine and Turkey, while we’re at it. There is a great satan (no America), a certain and distinct evil out there that is disrupting our way of life.

Just yesterday, I was overwhelmed with joy for ducking the correction, being able to bank coin on a day that dished out its “fair share” of agony and hatred. However, I very much doubt that I will be able to repeat such a feat today.

All of the hallmarks of panic are present: TLT and FXY are going up. Gold and silver are safe havens and volatility is back in play.

These financials vigilantes, terrorists if you will, need to be stopped. I long for the days of last week when stocks went up and I was able to kick my fellow man down a flight of stairs, without having to worry about the ramifications. Now, all of a sudden, reality is taking hold, threatening the virtual world we’ve been trained to adore.

May Bernanke save us.

BTW: ANGI was upgraded today and looks pretty good.

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21 comments

  1. bood

    i’m fine holding some $mjna no gold though

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    • bood

      there’s heavy promotion in mjna for the masses from funds and govt …. there’s reason for it .. i guess it will take the plebs to an even more deficient state .

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    • bood

      future is : doped masses , dumbed and dumber youngerst , fewer rich niches. no problem whatsoever .

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  2. chief keef

    I don’t always hold social media, but when I do, I hold Angi.

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  3. bood

    ps: the bounce back will be very hard imo. not today .

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  4. Hideous fibs

    figures…DHI gets a punch to the nuts early morning,

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  5. ripper

    ATOS exploded in my hands.

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  6. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, I’m now begging you to PLEASE stop smoking the Blackened Swan…

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  7. tradercaddy

    Last emerging markets currency crisis (Asian Contagion) that I recall was one that culminated on a Friday PM with a market suspension around 3:10 PM (10/97).
    When this too plays out the EEM,VWO and other emerging market etfs will be nice buys.

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    • tradercaddy

      Forgot to add that the losses in the gold stocks indicate the PMs won’t be up here for long.

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  8. bood

    $mcig is a pretty decent monster / business too ( long and taking lil profits here )

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  9. clegger_2000

    Puerto Rico needs to be watched. Debt default coming?

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  10. backandfill

    Picked up some ATOS at these levels.

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  11. rigged game

    The FAZmobile I’m riding in runs as slick as a Tesla.

    BTW: I just bought protective 1-day puts to preserve my obscene gains.

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  12. duckkell

    atos here??

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  13. matt_bear

    bought VXX puts. i have to get a bear trade in somehow.

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  14. stones

    Dip buyers on the prowl. Sold SPY puts.

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  15. matt_bear

    love seeing this selloff in BALT.

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  16. Hideous fibs

    I was down on everything this morning including My ECA calls…natgas…If there is something (natgas) still rebounding from the dip this morning GRAB IT as My ECA just went up

    or do you really think it’s warming up outside??

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