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DECAPITATION APPROACHES

I am leveraged 110% long, which is a light position for me, considering I’ve made it a priority to be 130% long most of the time. But you people are kidding yourselves if you think there will be a debt ceiling deal tonight.

Ted Cruz will filibuster it and sing Amazing Grace, alongside his little Mexican friends, as US markets plunge into the reddest hell ever.

Nevertheless, I am not selling. For the sake of sport and personal honour, I shall ride into the fires of hell with sword in hand, even though I am more an  “axe guy.”

“The Fly” welcomes the fire and isn’t concerned, whatsoever, that Chinese burrito accounting scams are ripping 30% per day. In no way does Le Fly believe this sort of perverted Chinese action portends a crash scenario to come.

Everyone gather around the bible and pray. Amen

 

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46 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I stepped into GXJ,HL,ABX last week
    and added some more HL,GDXJ this AM.
    Largest YOY losses for gold stocks since early ’80s and then rebounded 100%.
    But the sure sign was when Jake the Senator was dropped off the blog list of iBC. Biggest gold stock bullish contrary sign yet.

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  2. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    >Ted Cruz will filibuster it

    No chance
    60 votes cuts the microphone to Cruz
    The votes are there to do that…easy

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    • The Fly

      But he has Jesus on his side.

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      • eazykid

        There’s no dignity in mocking someone’s faith.

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        • eazykid

          Unless what they say is a complete farce. If you believe that it’s your perogitive, but just understand this – Just because a person does something and they claim Jesus inspired them, it doesn’t not mean they represent him. What if some random dude called a dozen banks “on behalf” of ibankcoin and tried to take out a credit line of 1 mil each. The point being, not everyone who claims to represent truly does.

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          • The Fly

            Who is mocking? Jesus is on his side.

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          • queshiraz

            Cruz sure thinks he represents Jesus. Do you know who his father is? That’s kind of the problem with religion, there’s so very few rational “believers” who can leave the rest of us in peace, and we are sure tired of these christian folk trying to join church and state.

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          • The Fly

            BTW: Jesus is a fictional character, like Santa Claus.

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          • gatorsun

            moronic statement Fly..or …just part of your schtick…but an uneducated reply

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          • The Fly

            My statement might be a lot of things, namely blasphemous. But the one thing it isn’t, without equivocation, is uneducated.

            On the contrary, those who continue to feed into the centuries old lie to control the populous are at best ignorant, at worst complete idiots.

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          • gatorsun

            ok fly,at least you are good at picking stocks,cant argue with a pagan

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  3. RaginCajun

    Smoked TRIT. Looking for more Chinese lottery letters.

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  4. matt_bear

    need a BALT gap up to 7 and make all the pain from molycorp go away.

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  5. TheHarper

    Ted Cruz is Adolf Eichman reincarnate …with a evangelical tint.

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    • The Next New Cat Thing
      The Next New Cat Thing

      You diminish the holocaust with this ignorant statement

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      • TheHarper

        just shut up. Or, go read my blog posts. I do no such thing, rather I defend my people to the death. Which, i am sure, is more than you can say.

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  6. kapitalist

    Comparing a US senator you disagree with to a man that orchestrated the Holocaust? Wow.

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    • TheHarper

      Are you guys all retarded. He was the one who said giving healthcare to the uninsured is like National Socialism. And, my whole family is survivors, I have stepped foot in all the major camps, and have read History of The Third Reich, 5 times. Unlike you, I have the right to say such things.

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      • sgt hartman

        Go fuck yourself asshole. My family saved your family with the cost of our lives and limbs…

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        • tradercaddy

          At the risk of showing my age I recall, as a kid, watching the Eichman trial on live TV in B&W (of course) on our old Philco TV.
          I remember his aloofness, as if he was bored by the whole thing.
          It was broadcast from Israel (I think) and the weird thing was that I recall The Andy Griffith show was on after some of the trial.
          Opie and Barney Fife brought a smile after listening to the testimony at the trial.

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        • TheHarper

          looks like the military really did brainwash you, sgt hartman. ATTENTION! so lame, go shoot something and then buy a big red car to make up for your small cock

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        • TheHarper

          Moreover, both of my grandfathers served in the US Army in Europe so dont act all high and mighty like I owe YOU something. clown.

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          • The Next New Cat Thing
            The Next New Cat Thing

            You just said you whole family was in the camps and survived.
            How the heck did grandpa survive the camp and serve?

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          • TheHarper

            omg dude, seriously? there is A LOT more to a family then your immediate grandfathers. NOT everyone left Europe at an opportune time. But, thanks anyways for your compassion.

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          • hattery

            Harper…. To put it in terms you can understand, right now you sound like a liberal alex jones or liberal Rush Limbaugh. You are being a dramatic sensationalist using ridiculous analogies because emotions are clouding your vision. Someone making a statement that reflects far right views does not equate to being a war criminal.

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          • hattery

            much less a single cherry picked quote.

            “If people let the government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as the souls who live under tyranny.”

            ? Thomas Jefferson

            “OMG, Jefferson is a nazi!!” – fake harper

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          • TheHarper

            I dont even know why I speak to such uneducated plebs.

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  7. gatorsun

    This NSTG really is sucking

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  8. gatorsun

    you anti-Semite pricks are really disgusting I must say…I suggest you get off your asses and actually talk to any survivor ..you will be humbled

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    • TheHarper

      Thank you, gatorsun. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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    • matt_bear

      people love to throw that “anti-semite” word around. it’s annoying.

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      • ppt

        gatorsun is a fucking clown, always has been, and The Harper is an anti dentite

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      • TheHarper

        It’s only annoying when you don’t know what is happening to the Jews around the world. But, thats alright. If you arent Jewish, why pay attention, right? I mean, its not like it affects you.

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  9. hattery

    “In Becoming Eichmann, David Cesarani claimed that Eichmann was in fact extremely anti-Semitic, and that these feelings were important motivators of his genocidal actions.”

    Cruz is extreme… but where are the “genocidal actions” or “antisemitism”?

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  10. TheHarper

    Guys, why so literal? Do you all have a “man-boy crush” on Ted Cruz? If so, there is an organization you can join, NAMBLA.

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    • hattery

      Because such analogies are emotional triggers if not emotionally oriented themselves, and they take away from an intellectual and diplomatic discussion that I believe you and most people in here are entirely capable of.

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  11. j livermore

    An active board here to be sure ladies and gentlemen.

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  12. ummwtf

    Killed Long VXX

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