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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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God Damn You, Leave My House!

I am trying to introduce a little levity into the internets of finance and you penis grabbers have ruined it by casting aspersions, defending the art of religion and discussing Nazi affairs.

Look here, friendo, if you’re unable to comport yourselves like gentlemen investors, you will be asked to leave the premises.

In the meantime, DJ Teddy Cruz is on the 1’s and 2’s today, dedicating this trendy tune to the American people.

 

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31 comments

  1. Option Addict

    Angriest Bull Market, ever.

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  2. TheHarper

    Sorry, Fly. This partisan Jew, gets quite worked up at times.

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  3. matanzas

    Is Ted Cruz’ penis in that box Skeletor’s holding?

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  4. matt_bear

    Batman skipping church. Call that Christian Bale.

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  5. helicopter ben

    House amended rules so that only the Majority leader can reopen the government. Not that it matters as stocks will only go up even after the debt ceiling breach.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jd-iaYLO1A

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  6. razorsedge

    give unto Ceaser what is Ceaser’s..

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  7. jules

    Senor Fly, word has it that Mr. Cruz was born in Canadiana, is this true? Two foreigners are mucking up the US of A.

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    • The Fly

      Rumor around Fly’s house is that he is a Mexican.

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      • razorsedge

        those tricky canadian-mexicans , believing in a fictitious god… kinda like we can pay back 17trillion dollars…no? how much unfunded debt do we have? fly?

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      • ottnott

        The only way to be sure is to see if he has calves like cantaloupes.

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    • one-eighty

      1: Cruz was born in Calgary to an American mother and a Cuban father. He has dual Canadian/American citizenship. He is attempting to renounce his Canadian citizenship but needs to provide documented proof that his mom lived in the US.
      He says that he is can run for pres because he is an “natural born American” and who are we to contradict him.

      2: What! Boehner’s an alien too?

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  8. gordielachance

    Might I suggest adding “lookit” to the Fly blog lexicon. Seems to me that such a phrase would feel right at home alongside the brilliantly supercilious “look here” and “friendo” idioms.

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    • tradercaddy

      How about using “chum”?
      It can be used in various ways depending on Fly’s mood.
      1. chum

      Noun. 1.a good friend, pal, or buddy..chummy.adj. to be friendly.
      2.Shark bait composed of unwanted or useless fish parts. chummed; chummer; chumming; ect.
      3.SLANG.Semen or sebum see also “smegma”.

      1.n.”They are old chums”
      adj.”They are acting chummy”
      2.”I saw a chummer chumming with chum, he chummed all day”
      3.”Suck my chum!”

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  9. tradercaddy

    While in your house, may I use the bathroom?
    Also, I would like to see how the renovation turned out.

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    • jdf

      Just make sure you courtesy flush – also he realllly hates it when you clog up the shitter.

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  10. kapitalist

    This is the part of the story where everyone takes a step back and reads some Lao Tzu. Well at least that’s what I am going to do.

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  11. tradingnymph

    Fly..Can I PLEASE have my total destruction of the Global Economy now. I have been waiting forever, just ONE G-8 country must start to remove the cocaine soon.

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    • matt_bear

      you remind of me of me back in 2011. While long term i’m more bearish than most (population will be shaved quite a bit), I’ve accepted the fact that I will not be making a 100 million on my end of the world puts.

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      • TheHarper

        Why bet on something that could only happen once? (the end of the world)

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        • tradingnymph

          Harper and Bear…I just want this massive bubble to pop, not end of the world. Bubbles come and go and I have been waiting since 2009 for this thing to pop so I can understand the anatomy of why it finally does. My guess is when the Cocaine Stops.

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