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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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How Does the $SPY Perform in June?

I’ll tell you how, you stupid bastards. It goes lower. That’s what it does.

June

Down, miserably, in 5 of the last 6 years. You might be saying to yourself “self, but, it was up nicely last year, so it might do it again.” However, what you should consider is the fact that the market moved LOWER in May of last year by 6%. Therefore, the move higher in June was nothing more than a bounce.

Let it be noted, this year, the SPY closed up by more than 2% for May–leaving it naked for abuse in the showers by junior traders on Wall Street (extra homo).

Good night Lucy.

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7 comments

  1. fake amish

    Godzilla has now gone full Lee on the way to the doctor.

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  2. charlie

    Indeud.

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  3. fake amish

    Looks like Turkey is going full fuck you. Obviously this is only slightly more irrelevant than all financial news.

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  4. Lucas

    Keep my background and my life out your mouth. STFU… Yeah you fucks did rape our dollar. I haven’t even been watching cause I have been doing other shit. I’m fine where I’m at. Godzilla didn’t have anything to do with this, it was just a production I was on that seemed relevant in a way to what was going on so I posted it here. WTF? What do you think about this one? I mixed this yesterday… Are you gonna try to read deep into this too? BTW fly I been thinking about my fern costume hehe…

    I been having tails and weird shit happen because of music and I don’t need to wonder about fucks like you doxin’ me and trying to act like you know something. Which obviously you did. come to my house I’ll break your fucking jaw.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et3XZUzzDrg

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