The Caesars who manage America’s money all went to the Hamptons this weekend and will stay there until late August. In there place are junior traders who are scalded with hot, boiling, coffee– if they should spoil the treasure. They are told, under the crack from a leather whip, “do not mess anything up while I am gone. I am off to party with pounds of cocaine and hookers. See you in the Fall.”
As soon as the senior traders and managers leave, the juniors set their goals on destroying said institution via really dumb trading, desperate to make a name for himself.
Yes, it’s true, most of this is occurring in my head, exclusively. However, I think it’s fair to assume, with the SPY +15% for the year, the summer is going to be a snoozefest. We should all prep ourselves for a different type of market, one that doesn’t bend to the caprices of gamblers.
I just can’t get over the fact that my FRO got shaved for a quick 70 cents inside of a week. I knew I should’ve sold some. But I am going ‘full maniac’ on this one, even though (and this is a very important though) I haven’t any formal expertise in the shipping industry. I don’t even know how to tie a bowen knot, let alone be onboard a shipping vessel and not throw up on someone’s face.
I like to believe my intuition and experience count for something, when making bold decisions. The truth of the matter is, the market doesn’t wait for logic. My rationale might be spot on– but is the time frame? We shall see inside of a year.
Aside from that, I’ve been dealing with my allergies to the Earth. I am not from this planet and do not like your pollen. Where I’m from, one can breathe the air without violently sneezing into the wind. I’d like to hit the person who invented pollen with a god damned shovel–right in the nose.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter