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Forget About 2013

You might think I am joking when I say “forget about 2013”– but I’m not. Earnings multiples are never based upon current year estimates–but the future. We want to know what the S&P will earn in 2014, then extrapolate a reasonable and historically consistent PE ratio to derive targets. Already, analysts are looking ahead.

“Our baseline forecast remains unchanged — slow growth in most of 2013 as tax increases and government spending cuts offset the private sector improvement, followed by a substantial acceleration in 2014 as fiscal policy turns more neutral,” Hatzius wrote.
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That’s right pumpernickel faces–the economy is going to FARGIN’ (god help me) skyrocket in 2014, allowing us to rip out the entrails of our neighbors and festoon our fences with their guts.

This is how the market is going to play out, to the exact detail.

Feb- +1-3%

March- +0.5-1.5%

April- (-1-3%)

May (-2-5%)

June +3-6%

July +0.5-1.5%

August (-3-6%)

September (-3-6%)

October +4-8%

November +3-6%

December +1-3%

Volatility is the biggest loser and XIV will close out the year at new highs. Not all stocks will go up, as dislocations cause disruptions and that means earnings will be messy. But if you stick to names of a larger market cap nature that correlate well to the market, you will do fine.

According to the palm readers at Goldman, 2014 is the year we ramp. As far as I can tell, there are no grave risks to this rally. Some believe the sequester will cause stocks to trade down. I believe the only thing that puts this rally at risk is if “the Fed put” comes into question. That can happen if we get a new hawkish Fed Chairman, or if the unemployment rate approaches 6.5%. Bernanke said they’d consider removing excess liquidity should the unemployment picture firm up.

My biggest failures over the past two years, the only reasons why I made single digits and not 35%, is due to poor risk management. If I moved up the market cap ladder after making big returns, I would have made an additional 60% over the past two years. Therefore, if you see me selling low cap stocks, despite liking them, in favor for big cap–do not be surprised.

For the third year in a row, I am up huge (+15%) in the first two months of the year. Unlike the past when hubris controlled my compass, I endeavor to keep these gains by steadily moving up the market cap ladder, ignoring my inner Henry Fool–discarding him to the trash heap of society, melting his face off with a flame thrower.

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18 comments

  1. lowoffer

    funny thing about sequester, a fair amount of companies are planning for it, thus they have cut back cap ex, etc over the last few quarters. if sequester is less than they expected, which it will likely be, guess what happens? a bottle-neck of spending opens up and investments start to increase at a very rapid pace. not hearing anyone mention this possible bullish view on sequestration.

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  2. Fly

    Can’t lose.

    Win win

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  3. TraderCaddy

    Spent the weekend in Ft. Lauderdale and my son is driving us around the downtown area (off East Las Olas Blvd.) and he says to me, “This is where Rick Ross crashed his car. Ever hear of him?”
    I replied that I was a big follower and have even seen a number of videos. He was a bit shocked.
    TY to Fly for broadening my musical experience.

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    • SLEEK BUTTHOLE

      Your son sounds like a pussy

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      • TraderCaddy

        And you can tell that from?
        It happened to be in the news- nobody said anything about hero worship.
        And I doubt if your butt hole is that sleek.
        The anonymity of the internet sometimes brings out the lunatics.

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        • ruggyup

          Yes, indeed, lunatics shrouded in the fluff of respectability and intelligence.

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    • Caviar

      Rick Ross is a cultural touchstone, the magnificence of which transcends the boundaries of age, race, and capital structure.

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      • Duke

        Why do you people even give him and his ilk the time of day? A good influence. Want to make it boys and girls? Sell drugs, glorify guns/drugs, demean women. Do that and rap about it and become rich!!!

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        • Peaches

          Most of us kids have absolutely no intention of becoming anything like the people who provide the musical backdrop to our lives.

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  4. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Buy JCP on the earnings blood. They finally started handing out coupons, the stores are again filled with women stampeding to get the best bargains. First time since the apple dickweed took the helm…

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  5. Fly

    Sleek butthole is banned

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  6. Sierra Water

    Fly, no way.

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  7. chivo

    pumpernickeled*

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  8. Zero Dark Kitty

    A bold, fascinating month by month forecast.

    Based upon January finish at 1498, with February projection of +1-3%

    We close Thursday February 28th in the range of 1513 – 1542.

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  9. jj

    “you fargin icehole”….roman maroney

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