“THE FLY” SWATTED BY “THE TRIFECTA”

AG, FRO and GTAT annihilated me today. Last I checked, losses mounted above the classic 5% comedy threshold, causing me to shut off my monitor with a punch to its stupid computer face. After “work,” I am sure Mrs. Fly wants to mosey on down to Fortunoff to spend 10k on patio furniture, all the while the acid in my stomach eats away at my organs.

Kidney failure is in my future, caused solely by stress. No need to worry about that, since I have zero issues with snatching someone’s kidney and leaving him in a bathtub filled with ice.

Do you want another prediction? How about this one: the market is gonna bounce tomorrow and I will make back the majority of my shame.

That’s the Pollyanna view point.

The reality is, this is my Normandy and I am a panzer tank operator, hoping to run over a few americans with my treads. I see the stupid americans and their boats and fire at them with my cannons. They’ll never make it past the beach. Us Germans are cool as hell and our leader is a military genius.

I don’t even know why GTAT is down so much. I was prepared for AG, but not GTAT. Do these idiots have gold in their silicon? What the hell is going on here?

The whole planet is stupid and I hope the sun bakes it and we finally morph into venus, 900 degree weather accompanied by zero forms of life.

Merry Christmas, jackass.

UPDATE: A terrorist event in Boston? My day has now been reduced to trivial. My concerns are with the people affected by yet another tragedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUCr-c11dDM

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