You can’t say I didn’t warn you about this day. I’ve been saying the market was going to “fall into a never-ending catatonic state of oblivion” once tax receipts were collected and earmarked for future expense. I need to be very frank (no hotdog) with you and display my regret on this open canvas.
Knowing what I knew and did what I done, I feel a sudden urge to punch my windows out, commit atrocious acts of unsolicited violence. Granted, I am not a very brawny guy, more on the thin side, although I’ve been adding pounds to the torso as of late. But I was thrown to the wolves as a young child, taught to punch others in the face at the age of 5, practiced the art of sudden knife lunges as a teenager, dodger of bullets as well. My bones are calcified and can break jaws into a million pieces.
So here I am, at the top of my game, triumphant in my predictions and all I have to show for it is an intra-day loss of 4%. Something is wrong with the way my brain coalesces with the rest of my body. Why did I, FOR THE LOVE OF DEAD DOGS AND STEAM FRIED CATS, have to buy AG?
There are parables that need to be read tonight, stories that will scare me straight, steer me away from greed.
Without discipline, there is chaos. Right now, there is anarchy at The House of Fly, papers strewn all over the floor, people crying out loud, arguments to be had. Fights will happen and people will get hurt. This is the result of disobedience, sneering and mocking at the prophecies that were granted to you from superior beings, immortals, the old gods. My fate is frowned upon like the people who make holes in donuts or hedge against inflation.
“Janitor needed in aisle 13.” Time to get my mop and clean up this mess.
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oh, i don’t know, things could be worse… for example, i coulda been reading Paulsen’s blog insteada Fly’s…
Look on the brightside you didn’t go 90% bitcoin, gold & silver
There isn’t a bright side, only dark clouds and thunderous noises.
Don’t forget the Wailing and gnashing of teeth
Hairshirts!
Cilices!
It helps to be raised Catholic….
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Not to worry, silver will bounce soon!
Fly you had me laughing so fucking hard almost brought me to tears. Not at your stock pick it was because I could relate to your feelings and thoughts. Man never quit writing I dig the way you write I am a fan thanks for making my day.Glad your back in prime form.
Before you tell Mrs. Fly to curtail the spending, remember that hell hath no fury…
Total vindication of Bernacke
I listened to you and my partner in trading, Mr. Partridge.
“I was thrown to the wolves as a young child, taught to punch others in the face at the age of 5, practiced the art of sudden knife lunges as a teenager, dodger of bullets as a teen”
– 1 thing I have learned about ‘The Fly’s’ secret identity – he clearly attended NYC Public Schools (as did I).
The great ‘Fly’ can & will survive anything; he is most dangerous NOW, just when he looks down for the count…
If you had of said Detroit CSD I would have been impressed.
People think they can predict things like movements of the stock market. But they can’t. You gotta have supercomputers and Math Phd’s to have a chance, but those guys are often wrong too.
When I was 5, 6 and 7 the nuns nearly broke my knuckles with their wooden rulers, bigger guys shoved sand by the pound in my mouth at the beach in Brooklyn and liars and cheaters became big winners. So what else is new?
You need to take (buy) my muscle-building course. I did and look at me now.
–Charles Atlas (deceased)
The full title was: The Insult That Made A Man Out Of Mjolnir
He’s all growed up to become Thor’s Hammer, now (no Bondage Nick).
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ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS!!!!!
“Janitor needed in aisle 13.”
Wrong. Fly wrote over & over, April 15 was Armageddon Day. He had the direction right, and was the only one here to pin it to a specific day.
I ignored the lessons taught to me from my time machine.
My comment is @Cascadian (above). Tablet computer sucks sometime, but it works on the beach.
Best post ever.
BUY SOME VXX
BUY SOME
DO IT, LE FLY
VXXXXXXXXXX
S&P off 1.72%, it bounces now. I’ll be contrarian, it’s time to buy
Thank you for being so descriptive, Le Fly, lest any of us think you meant “solicited” violence, or “not-so-sudden” knife lunges.
Your writing style is one-of-a-kind and I will read your blog if you go negative this year and next.
Whatever you ate for breakfast this morning along with your mug filled with black smoke, it fired up your wordsmithing skills.
I had a large slice of humbled pie this morning.
I don’t understand this tax day meme you’ve latched onto. “..once tax receipts were collected and earmarked for future expense.” That doesn’t actually mean anything. Even if there was some correlation between gov’t revenue collection (but just on a cash basis, not accrual basis??) and stock market performance, you wouldn’t see it take effect on the exact day of the tax deadline, lol. I’m pretty sure 4/15 isn’t a “surprise deadline,” we’ve known about this for awhile now. This sounds like some sound bit the guys on the FastMoney desk yell out when they only have three seconds and the music starts playing.
There are correlations to everything.
Markets are being let go until July/August.
I’m writing a big check today. Sold some last week to draw cash for today.
Chess nailed the Boston bombings before even Drudge did!
That’s crackerjack reporting!
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Wow
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