I have a very high-end, powerful source in the US government who has told me the economy is about to end. I kid you not. This very distinguished woman is trying to alert everyone to something no one is aware of, not even the Prezident himself. Which is: the entire working class of the United States is employed by the government and they’re about to lose their jobs.
Hang on a second, as I explain.
Do you know that hedge fund that you run, the money you manage for others?
That’s gone. Don’t bother showing up for work. Your offices will be shuttered.
Do you work on the television, telling great pornographic tales to the blue collared folk?
Work for free, else don’t work at all.
A mind numbing 170 million people will become unemployed at midnight, tonight. How’s that for starting the weekend on a good note?
On this mind boggling display of government malfeasance, expect the ratings agencies to smirk and tell you “I told you the government was retarded.”
Back to the 170 million, soon-to-be-unemployed: may God grant you the courage to carry on. Use the barter system to acquired canned goods and hope that your leaders, the men on drugs who vote on things in DC, will put you out of your misery and detonate nuclear devices over your respective cities.
Here is my source.