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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Hello Fellow Hostages

Since we’re all hostages of our government, with threats of imminent financial disaster looming, I thought now would be the appropriate time to play one of my favourite scenes of all time.

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28 comments

  1. JB

    Where is JakeG? Looking forward to hearing from him.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Hi!

    We will starve the beast. there is no stopping it!

    HB

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  3. RaginCajun

    HERE HERE

    To the professionals!

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  4. Bullish

    Disgusted by the political circus going on. Everything is a big game of political capital.

    Tell that to the 800,000 jobs the Pentagon expects to lose immediately. Not a laughing matter and these guys are putting on a show.

    They had 17 months to figure this out and months before the debt ceiling fight.

    Politics suck.

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  5. Frog

    We voted for the Congress we got & they are doing what we voted them in to do. Repubs get elected to keep taxes low. Dems get elected to keep the social safety net in place. No deal is possible.

    Although approval ratings for Congress as a whole are low, people usually vote their own Congress person back in– as long as he or she takes care of what their district wants & refuses to compromise. No Congress person cares about the nation as a whole. But then no one voted for any Congress person to do that.

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    • Heaterman

      “All politics is local”.

      Seems to me that a well seasoned veteran of the trade uttered those words..

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  6. john

    Fly – How do you determine actual future value – Bloomberg quotes for example VS. fair value?

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    • The Fly

      I have the data. Just enjoy it with my compliments.

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      • TraderCaddy

        I too, know the calculations.
        It’s a secret on Wall Street similar to the recipe for Coca Cola. If you reveal it to the masses the ghost of Jesse Livermore will visit.
        y=mx + b + sin(2a).
        I can only tell you that (2a) is the size of Maria Bartiromo’s ass size and “mx” represents the hat size for the CEO of American Tobacco Company in 1906.
        Or you can look here:
        http://www.cnbc.com/id/17689937

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        • Testicules

          I thought you were linking us to Maria

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        • john

          Since Bloomberg is fairly popular, you fucking asshole, I look at their futures quotes. If that is not the correct value, I was curious as to why and how the fair value is calculated. I also have seen the fair value quotes but thanks for the link.

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          • The Real Muppet

            I think most of us just figure it in our head. Just look at the closing value of the s&p cash and then estimate the discount to cash on the futures contract you are looking at which is usually 1 to 3 bucks. Do some maths and voila.

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          • Po Pimp

            Don’t worry about it. When discussing “fair” value in an enterprise that is anything but “fair” it matters not what is reported.

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        • Maria Bartiromo"s Husband
          Maria Bartiromo"s Husband

          Hey! I like her ass.

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  7. fake amish

    Mandate games. Over we go.

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  8. MX2101

    Have the self absorbed, ego-driven members of Congress received enough attention yet? Could they possibly stop the dramatic attention seeking behavior? Even Hollywood celebrities know when to back off, but not these jackasses.

    Insane.

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  9. dk

    Every negotiation is a game of chicken.. big deal. BTW.. Congress passes budget, not President.

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    EXK is at almost a 52 week low. Fucking pathetic.

    Every major central bank is printing money like crazy but the PMs are shit.

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    • TraderCaddy

      Today is the day I like to keep an eye out for the PM stocks that were down substantially relative to the actual metals prices (just about all).
      The tax loss selling could be done.
      If they start to gradually climb during the day I like to keep buying them and then start ditching them sometime before the close.
      This game has been played a few times over the years.

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  11. Cascadian

    What tax rate achieves maximum tax revenues for the Gov’t?

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  12. TraderCaddy

    I guess the tax and momo selling is over in AAPL (and the Barron’s articles on Sat. didn’t hurt).

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  13. VHC Lemming

    feels like VHC hasnt seen a friggin up day entire month of Dec…

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  14. Good Shepherd

    VIX futures have flipped into backwardation.

    all in SVXY for the winship

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  15. raise taxes, raise spending
    raise taxes, raise spending

    They should arrest that fucking Norquist and charge him with treason.

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  16. francesco

    still waitin for the bloodbath ( futures and all ) because i wanted to buy more ..

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