iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ENTER DICK GUILLOTINES

You were warned, weren’t you? From your housing tenements, desperate, cold, and without electricity–you sold short the market because Obama is a communist. You told tall tales, read Zerohedge and planned for the economy to thrust lower, amidst violent revolt and european sovereign debt crisis.

Understand something, you are the very dumbest the world has to offer, not because your IQ is low–but due to your inability to learn from past mistakes. You bastards are accustomed to tripping over live claymore mines, aren’t you?

You touch the oven and burn your hands. You recover from the wounds and touch the oven again.

DO NOT TOUCH THE OVEN ANYMORE, fucked face.

Lounged up in a dimly lit room, shrouded by a cloud of marijuana smoke, Benjamin Bernanke, in an unusual animated composure, is yelling at the CNBC, saying “I told you motherfuckers I was gonna get you real good this time. You thought this shit was over, didn’t you? POMO for life you fucking homos (puff, puff, puff–exhale).”

I was up 0.8% for the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPID2gwQSXM

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14 comments

  1. Anthony Brown

    The markets most favorite thing in the world – WALL OF WORRY! Glad its back.

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  2. The Eye-Tallian Stallion
    The Eye-Tallian Stallion

    Will you be selling out today as promised?

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  3. Leo

    indeud

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  4. Trading_Nymph

    VIX 15, Fly’s Turkey Gods have been messing around with this Oven Touching Nymph Bear..China PMI was the best in 13 months..so its as good as Oct 2011 (which it went down 12 months after that), all of this still all sucks…and IMHO Ben B, Draghai, New Guys in China, Christine, Stevens, and Japan are not the sweet Drug Dealers ala 2009..they are going to turn on the Bulls so high on QE and say, Bitch if u want the stuff u r going to have to be my whore and get on the street and work for it, no more freebies, …..btw, Happy Belated Thanksgiving. and Greece did have Turkey Gods, no bailout yet, but everyone already priced it in..

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  5. Chart Killer

    This is a rally you want to sell, imo

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  6. Heisenberg

    we keep touching the oven because it’s always “different this time”.. the cocaine really is that good…

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  7. Cascadian

    People with excessive $ in their accounts will be donating to people who are more poor than themselves. Unless they are major campaign donors and have waivers from such government programs.

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  8. Patrick

    I wanted to sell today but the turkey day coma wouldn’t let me

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  9. The OG

    I own some RIMM. LOL

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  10. JTU

    MCP for the $100 dollar roll!

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  11. TradingProdigy

    As I said many blog posts back, before the mainstream media even picked it up, cheap energy is coming back to the USA, nobody realizes the impact Hydraulic Fracturing (fracking) is going to have on our capability to produce oil. My estimates are complete energy independence. This comes from many years in the oil industry and the knowledge of the tens of thousands of old wells that can be re-fractured with this new technology. Combine this with the huge new deep water reservoirs that are being discovered, wahoo! In addition, the Republicans are going to compromise as well as Obama. Nobody wants to live in a world where the USA goes over the fiscal cliff. BONUS: Europe will continue to have issues, and that money will want to find somewhere to hide. In addition, do a dividend (value) + growth analysis of the S&P 500 analysis, and there has been no price growth in 15 years. Seriously. Undervalued in every way. PE/PS,etc Even though the GDP growth has been small in some years, the markets are going to explode higher. Finally, housing is back. No doubt. This will be the nitrous oxide in our 1969 Camaro. People need housing. People keep fucking. Duh.

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