Women will be required to polish their husbands shoes on a nightly basis, with marked exception to Sunday–the day of the Lord.
On the day of the Lord, women will be required to polish Gods shoes, by cleaning the floors of their local church.
Stocks will be considered to be “evil” and trading will be banned, especially for women and people who visit casinos.
A husband’s birthday will be a valid excuse to stay home from work and let the kids skip school.
Television broadcasts will end at 6pm, nightly, to make room for the evening sermon. There will be no normal programming on Sunday, except for the usual sermon.
Donations to The Church of Mormon will be mandatory, taken from your paychecks on a weekly basis.
Women will automatically make 10% less than men, UNDER MORMON RULE.
Luxury items will be frowned upon, favoring the ‘simple life’ of farm clothes and wooden clogs instead.
Women will not be permitted into bars, unless accompanied by their husband. If they are not married, they will not be permitted into bars.
Excuse notes by a husband will be considered ‘legal tender’ in the great state of Utah.
Children will be required to sing ‘the great mormon melodies’ during holidays, thoroughly trained by their mothers 6 months in advance.
Curfew for women will be 6pm, unless they have an excuse note from their husband. If they are not married, they must be home by 6pm.
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