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GODSMACKED

Obama could not answer any of Romney’s charges because he didn’t have his teleprompter. But he was able to jerk the employment numbers today, effectively pancaking the unemployment rate to 7.8%. It’s so funny how everything is viewed cynically and accepted as “part of the game.” Perhaps I am being a bit too harsh on the Big O. After all, I’ve prospered during his administration and I really, really like his Federal Reserve chief.

Futures are way up and the fucktards who are long 7 stocks and short 8 are going to watch me bank coin again.

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49 comments

  1. juice

    I thought imaginary beings cannot smack? 😮

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  2. juice

    Don’t lose any sleep over these politicians … “they’re all dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to fuck us.”

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  3. Sspiff

    0bama hearts Ben.

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  4. ruggyup

    Godsmacked by gobshite from number twisters.

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  5. Cascadian

    Gov’t employees come up with these employment stats.

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    • republicat

      Waiting in line for an iPhone now counts as full-time employment.

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  6. Chuckem

    Biggest bull market of your life, right now.

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  7. ruggyup

    How many people left the workforce thus deflating the unemployment data? Huh?

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  8. noodle

    Shorting the rising market is for shmos.

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  9. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    It’s the 23 M still out of work that will decide the election. And I doubt they even follow the market or are entertained by government numbers.

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    • Sloop

      Thumbs up!

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    • Santellisux

      According to Romney, the unemployed don’t pay income taxes, don’t take personal responsibility and don’t vote Republican.

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  10. TradingProdigy

    I would love the groups comments as we near the triple top make or break zone. Close highs for the day:

    S&P: 3/27/2000, 1527.46
    S&P: 3/27/2007, 1562.47

    Now, if you ignore dividends, the return on S&P 500 investment made in 2000 is breakeven. I am going to assume inflation and dividends offset. Given transports, what does everyone think? Triple top? We are going parabolic up? Seems there is blood on the streets and no optimism….seems like we are going parabolic maybe 🙂

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  11. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

    What happens when Mittens fires the Clam in late January of next year?

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  12. Sloop

    Obama is a fucking thug. Nothing more. This guy is the Mafia

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  13. Raul3

    Mr. Partridge, if you’re out there and have any insight on this NBG situation, hook it up.

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  14. Sloop

    Job numbers are as fake as The President himself. That motherfucker should be put behind bars I’m not Shitten!

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  15. Sloop

    Wall street is going to take this fuckers head off. They hate him and know he will be gunning for them if he gets re-elected The plunge will be huge this Oct. ( I could be wrong) but I hope to God I’m right

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    • TheV.King

      Sloop you should go read my last post…It’s available for free over at The V.Kingdom Blog For Gods

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      • Sloop

        Thanks V, I will

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      • Sloop

        Thats scary stuff. I believe it too.I worry for my kids age 11 and 5. I’m 50 so I wont see the worst but they will. Thanks for the read…or maybe not..lol!

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  16. Sloop

    Of course Ben is cooking the books, its his Job on the line.

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  17. ruggyup

    Find today’s Tweet from my boy Jack Welch. Says O’s peeps manipulate the employment numbers Chicago style. No shit? But, thanks for saying it out loud Jack.

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    • 'merica

      “That was the biggest one-month gain in more than nine years.”

      What a fucking joke.

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  18. Bill

    FLY,

    ULTA is over 100 are you unloading or holding on. Thanks for the pick.
    I am also on NAK and ANR. What kind of exits are you planning on this. I have seen your stop loss is about 10 percent and same way you are profit are genrally 10 percent.

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  19. ruggyup

    “We’ve received word that Apple is building another enormous data center—this time in Hong Kong SAR, China.”
    Stick that up your employment ass.

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  20. Mass tasks

    Had the number been way down. It would not have been questioned three words for bears, click click bang

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  21. Frog

    Of course Obama couldn’t answer Romney’s charges. How do U prepare to debate with a liar? U can’t. U would have to memorize the true statistics in all of the many 1000’s of areas where the other guy might decide to just make them up.

    At the debate, Romney Told 27 Lies In 38 Minutes

    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/10/04/958801/at-last-nights-debate-romney-told-27-myths-in-38-minutes/?mobile=nc

    U have indeed been too hard on Obama. He & the Bernanke have done wonders for the stock market & will in time for the economy as a whole. Just wait & see.

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    • Sloop

      Hey, that’s a new lie. You lib’s are good at pulling BS out of your ass.

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    • 'merica

      Frog, explain to me how September saw the largest one-month payroll gain in more than nine years?

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      • DMG

        I’ll explain it. Obama and the Bammy Bandits know that know sitting president was ever re-elected when the unemployment rate was above 7.99%.
        Poof. Voila. Magic.
        The Labor Force Participation rate is melllllllltinggggg (no wicked witch).

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        • Sloop

          So, I guess they think no one will notice its all made up? That we’re just a bunch of dumb ass’s.

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          • DMG

            Don’t overestimate the smart folks out there like Frog/Dpeezy who believe the HYPodermics.

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  22. Sir Robert Hooke

    Politics is the entertainment department of the military industrial complex. Frank Zappa

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