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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Two Dunk Shots

ULTA for the $100 roll.

OSG for stiff boat drinks.

Thank me later.

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  1. FXTRADEX6

    MCK was on the move today!

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  2. Mitten Romney

    I told you yesterday VRNG was gonna rip tits. $10 by next Tuesday. Bank on that. I’m up 10% this week. 30% on the year.

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  3. G Swiss

    $JOEZ earnings in one week. All in.

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  4. TheOSU

    Thinking about stiff drinks,,,,,,,,,
    …….STZ reports tomorrow

    SLW to the moon

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  5. fake amish

    So what tickers are there for gagging libs in full frontal panic mode? What if the poor/homeless will not get on the bus as told? How does one vote for an illiterate?

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  6. penny for thoughts
    penny for thoughts

    I usually tell the cashier “keep the change” when he gives me a few pennies. Obama has put in his 2 cents and promised “change” and people are left penniless…

    so he can keep his change.

    This message has been sponsored by some Random Schmo and I approve of this message.

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  7. Heaterman

    Can you believe Al the Gore actually blamed Obama’s performance on ALTITUDE!!!!

    What planet is that mongoloid from and who does he think will buy that load of scheiss?!

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    • L.K.W.

      That could be a really funny joke if Gore was trying to throw down a scientific theory..

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      • Heaterman

        What’s funny is that he was probably serious, at least in his own pea sized mind, when he said it. What a horses patoot.

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    • trade_drunk

      Who was the fucktard that said “exactly” when gorufugus came up with this bullshittery? Whomever he was he makes runner up for asshat in this story.

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    • skalliwag

      Maybe what he meant was that Obama was too high.

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  8. Odumbo

    Obama one big cocksuuuccckker!

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  9. The Fly

    ZNGA ia a total wreck

    Zynga now down ~18% on lowered FY12 guidance (2.82 +0.02)
    See 16:48 comment for details.

    Further color from the press release: “The third quarter of 2012 continued to be challenging and, while many of our games performed to plan, as a whole we did not execute to our satisfaction,” said Mark Pincus, CEO and Founder, Zynga. “We’re addressing these near-term challenges by implementing targeted cost reductions in the fourth quarter and rationalizing our product R&D pipeline to reflect our strategic priorities. At the same time, we are continuing to invest in our mobile business where we have one of the strongest positions in the industry. These actions support our strategy to transition from being a first party web game developer to a multiplatform game network. We remain optimistic about the opportunity for social gaming and the power of our player network of 311 million monthly active users. When we offer our players highly engaging content, they respond. FarmVille2 has been our most successful launch since CastleVille in terms of daily bookings, and we now offer 3 of the top 5 most popular mobile games in the U.S. in terms of time spent according to Nielsen.”

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    • Raise taxes, Raise spending
      Raise taxes, Raise spending

      My daughter played “Words with Friends” a lot. ZNGA “upgraded” the game a couple of days ago and now it doesn’t work on her phone any more.
      Software companies that don’t write good code are doomed.

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  10. Green

    WFM for $100 roll, and More !!

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  11. RLS

    This just in Chris Mathews reports that the tingling sensation that runs up his leg when Obama speaks has turned into a cramp

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  12. TraderCaddy

    I seriously doubt that the election is over.
    In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t budge the polls more than 3 or 4 points.
    0bama has built himself a cult of personality and short of him being found in bed with a dead boy or a live girl they will vote for him (and even then).
    On the other side, there are so many anti-0 people it wouldn’t matter what Romney does or says.
    This is what this country has come down to IMHO (bet you didn’t think I knew text talk).

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    • fake amish

      No one thinks the election is over. Check out the 0 in the new post debate outfit. Wtf is that? A chairman Mao jacket with tan slacks. Really? Who the fucks dresses like that? Fucking Rainman did.

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      • fake amish

        Next thing the underoos will have to come from a Kmart in Cincy. Or some other retarded shit. The puppet is awake today. Hide the men.

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  13. Heaterman

    This just in…………

    Chris Matthews now reporting that Obama went back to the office and sat down with the Obamacare manual to see if asskicking was covered medical condition.

    Awwwwww…not really but that is as funny as a one legged drunk with a rubber crutch.

    PS
    I agree Zynga is a steaming pile.
    Same as FB.
    Show me in real live numbers how the money is made…S’not.

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    • MetalLeg

      and I thought he went back to the office to read the NDAA to see if what Romney did to him makes Romney a terrorist.

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  14. brushfyah

    SAND, SLW: 100% return so far on the year (levered to the tatas)

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  15. L.K.W.

    714-296-9300 Tierra Linda Lane. Buy. Fly. Buy only.

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  16. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    666.80 – How crooked is this market if they can keep pushing Apple to this number ? ………………….. They didn’t have the balls to do all 5 digits ?

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    • mad_scientist

      666 is just a number. it has no meaning any more than 665 or 655 or any other number has. Not everyone subscribes to your superstitions.

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      • mad_scientist

        I’m sorry if that was too harsh, but I don’t get the number superstition stuff that people have.

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        • Belly of the Beast
          Belly of the Beast

          A couple billion people think “superstition” is pretty condescending, professor.
          Check into it.

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  17. trade_drunk

    Looking for OSG to blast through $9 before Oct Expiration.

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