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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Wall of Worry Has Never Been Higher

The Fed already fired its QE3 shot.

Both Italian and Spanish yields are climbing again.

Utilities and large cap dividend plays are running.

Apple is falling.

Commodities are falling.

The euro is falling.

Basic material stocks are being dismantled.

TLT is ripping.

War in the middle east is ongoing and expanding.

Obama is leading in the polls.

October is an ominous month for stocks.

There you have it. I encourage the JAKEGINT’s of the world to climb this wall, without harness. I am sure he will fair well in his golden goose stocks, when the world falls into a fucking sinkhole of depression and despair.

I’d like you to know, “The Fly” gets incredibly somber, almost melancholy, when he is losing. Right now I am Captain Extraordinaire of the SS “Fucked”, steering my passengers–almost intentionally–into catastrophic ice bergs and coral reefs. I am drunk from stupidity, paying the price for my greed.

Aside from all that mind bending fuckery, my home has been invaded by multiple construction crews. Since Mrs. Fly has decided to renovate everything all at once, I find myself without internet access, clinging onto whatever bandwidth my little “hotspot” device decides to grant me. The fireplace guys are lazy goat-fuckers, lamenting hard work, attempting to gain my permission to cut through the walls upstairs, in order to access the chimney. I had to correct them and let them know the roof was their only point of access to said chimney.

The wood guys are setting off my fire alarms, with their fucking saws and the trim guys are making a ridiculous mess of my driveway. Oh, and the HVAC guy is trying to sell me some bullshit ozone air purifier, in order to afflict my family with irreversible lung damage.

Aside from all that, things are great.

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26 comments

  1. JTU

    Hey fucking DECK is up!

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  2. jimmy_two_times

    you going with the carrier infinity system?

    the reno home we bought ahd 2 furnaces and 2 a/c systems. Tried to talk me into 2 new infifnity systems. Luckily I have a HVAC friend who ran the calcs and said one would be enough. it is quite sublime !

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    • The Fly

      I have two systems. I am only interested in converting bullshit made in china flex ducts into old school sheet metal for attic unit. However, the HVAC guy is trying to pitch me some elaborate ozone filter, which the EPA feels is bad for lungs and can cause death.

      No thanks.

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      • Raul3

        It’s just a light bulb that gives all living things cancer.

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      • TraderCaddy

        HVAC people for the most part are crooks.
        I have two handlers and compressors and generally do my own work.
        Clean my own coils, suck out of the gunk out of the drain lines and even replaced the capacitor (after turning off the electrical, of course) last year.

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      • jimmy_two_times

        No doubt.

        A friend of mine was talked into a oznator for their pool.

        as to TC comments. Screw the solar, just burn gas, there’s lots of it, and there’s nothing like waking up on a January morning watching all that heat dissipate from your pool. Your neighbours will be pissed though, because “its always foggy in the morning”, no shiite !!

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      • asteroids

        Make note Fly. I renovated 10 years ago. My only regret was not putting in larger ducts to carry air. I also wouldn’t dare do the whole house in one shot. You have my sympathies.

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  3. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Get the Aprilaire 5000. The air inside your house will smell like a mountain glade.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Don’t forget the heated swimming pool with numerous solar panels on your roof (so you can pay $100 per panel for removal and again to put them back on when re-roofing-also leaks are cool) and multiple gas heaters so you can swim in your speedos in November.

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  5. beachwear

    Good news Senor’ Fly,
    Immigration and Customs Enforcement conducted a sweep in your neighborhood, all your contractors should be back on the job in 7 to 9 months.

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    • Sur Platonic Plateau Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

      (Big Sis just blacklisted beachwear and all of his family in three degrees of kinship)

      Join the Blind Read Ant, we’re off to Sensitivity Training Night School if and WHEN the HOBOma gets another term to finish his plans of totally dismantling America.

      It should be great, lots of prescriptions that will assist us in gleefully paying higher taxes and mindlessly giving our property away because we never built nor earned it.

      Rather, we’re guilty as born, and need to redistribute our liberty and property first, so the Death Panels can get rid of us quicker.

      School starts January 2013!!!

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  6. Hugh Hendry

    I’m back in the saddle, bitches.

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  7. Sloop

    I look forward to the fall. no better chance to buy at the bottom again.
    waiting in cash. until then going to ride my Harley Trike.

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    • Nef Rap

      Headed out myself on the bike Colors are awesome here in the NC high country today. Safe riding buddy!

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  8. DMG

    I have no fear of the iced bergs and coralled reefs.

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  9. BottleRocket

    I’m only happy when it rains. TZA

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  10. vking

    Fly I disagree with you concerning the polls…I support my point over at The V.Kingdom…

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  11. razorsedge

    adding to gld.

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  12. Odumbo

    Romney/Ryan winning in Rasmussen likely voters today48-46. Fuck Barry!

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  13. Dubz

    I’ve shown up on a supposed tropical paradise to did out it is a shit hole and to make matters worse, my pc has died as I’m surrounded by degenerates in dreadlocks waiting to overdose on cheap blow.

    That said, the ticker bar kind of fucks up the mobile experience as it keeps getting stuck over the comment box.

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  14. Mr. Cain Thaler

    We’re all Italian now – buzz the shore!

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  15. Sspiff

    contractors also take much longer than they claim to do a shitty job.

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  16. Bipolar

    Hmmmmm

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  17. The_Real_Hmmm

    Make sure they seal those fucking ducts at every junction before they leave.

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