iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,474 Blog Posts

THESE ARE NOT HUMBLE ABODES

If you are interested in reading some calm literature regarding the markets, fuck off and go elsewhere. I’ve been blogging like the wind since 2006 and I hear the same shit every fucking day.

“Hmmm, Fly, why don’t you behave yourself and be a bit more humble? Excuse me, Mr. Fly, can you unban me?”

Fuck off, coffin stuffers.

“The Fly” doesn’t give a shit about your feelings and will never address you on equal terms, because IT ISN’T THE CASE. God damn you. In 100 years from now, providing I am still “blogging like the wind,” I will address your dead skeletons in the same abrupt and coarse manner. Believe me, I hear this from Mrs. Fly all the time. Back in my younger years, I used to listen to her, as well as others, in an effort to “better myself.” But then one day is dawned on me, no one makes better decisions than me. Therefore, if they’re all wrong, by default, I am correct.

I do not apologize for kicking old fuckers into oncoming traffic, outside of steakhouses. Those old geezers had it coming. More so, I will not speak gently to you, the insecure beta male, desperately seeking attention and fortune.

I have my own money and do not require advice from anyone, especially you. Since inception, I’ve banned thousands of readers from iBankCoin, offering over 800 “full bans“, gratuitously, to people so they can never access the site again. I’ve even revoked PPT memberships and stopped distributing site content through certain financial websites, at a costly detriment to overall traffic, all because of my principles.

This isn’t about money, you devil dogs. This is about getting it right and making others pay, ever so dearly, for their mistakes. #TIMESTAMP

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26 comments

  1. Cascadian

    We’re foolish if we look for a solution before we know what is the problem.

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  2. Marc David

    You are so mean!

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  3. holdtherisk

    Lol. I came to the same conclusions re: decision making

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  4. Bullish

    President Obama guarantees you will see your 140th birthday. With all this FREE healthcare we will all live for hundreds of years. I look forward to reading these blogs in 100 years.

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  5. RC

    #TIMESTAMP

    that was epic.

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  6. jpm12

    Worst fucking song / video EVER!!!! Fly go punch yourslef in the face for posting that

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  7. chessNwine

    that link was pure shalmon, bro

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  8. surplusdroids

    Another classic.

    Maybe someday IBC can have “An Exalted Supreme Library.”

    A place where all the great posts may rest in honor. An area where plebs can attempt to seek wisdom.

    A library of Alexandria of sorts,.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Alexandria

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  9. Dog

    What ever happened to you and Howie? I thought you all were buds after the pizza joint he took you to?

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  10. moolahheaven

    Only outside of steakhouses?

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  11. Sur Platonic Plateau Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    Now our next goal…”Tabbed Blogger” status…Right now there are only 3 men worth any space on this site worth reading… [.]

    Our Kingdom of Coolness needs to be amognst them… We will get there I assure you of that and then we will pullulate and become the most efficacious presence on the net.

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  12. Trading_Nymph

    I love your fucking blog, never change it Fly.

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  13. Fredy Lourenzo

    Legen….wait for it…

    dary.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    My wife says you swear too much so I did my own ban.
    She won’t be reading iBC for awhile.

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  15. Sloop

    FUCK YEA!!! tell it like it is!! I’m SICK of wimpy people!

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  16. jimmy_two_times

    “offering over 800 “full bans“, gratuitously,” .. Love it.

    Your penmanship is second to none!

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  17. dortmunder

    lots of hot air today

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  18. Mr. Natural

    Interesting video. How another 1% profits despite the tax system.

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