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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Deportment Must Be Maintained

Today’s market was very ungentlemanly. If I was long in any large degree, I’d be vexed to the point of murderous rage, after today’s tomfoolery. For the day, I managed to make 0.1%, in other words flat. My picks are entirely unimportant. What’s worth noting is the manner in which my wine bottles are stored, all polished and maintained at a specific temperature, away from the denizens of iniquity.

If you are reading iBankCoin and ponder its meaning: look no further than this blog. I do not need your money, only your attention. Since the age of 10, I’ve been playing in the stock market, figuring out how this game works. From time to time, I will go cold and lose money on a few errant ideas gone haywire. But at the end of the day, I fucking win, all the time, even when I appear to be losing.

We do offer premium services at iBC; but it not the culture of the site to only cater to those who are willing to hand over small sums of change to us. This is a passion of mine that will conclude at a time of my choosing, without notice or warning. One day you will wake up and I will be gone.

That is the way of the world, so do not worry about the longevity of these halls.

One hundred years from now, these halls will be polished and maintained by gentlemen of the first tier, as it is today.

As for the market, nothing matters until financial matters are dealt with at “The Hole.”

Good day.

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20 comments

  1. dztrading

    FLY

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  2. TraderCaddy

    “One hundred years from now, these halls will be polished and maintained by gentlemen of the first tier, as it is today.”
    That must be a reference to Great Grandson (or daughter) Fly.
    Fly’s ashes will be in an urn on the mantle under a sign “Our Founder.”

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    • The Fly

      Fly is immortal.

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    • Cheesefries

      TC-
      How is your boy playing these days? We just finished a week in Fife. Carnoustie was a beast we walked 36 in a gale/rain all day. Looking forward to getting home to NC..What a beautiful game.

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  3. razorsedge

    everyone should find a passion in life. some never do. you are blessed to have one. thanks for sharing yours.

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  4. surplusdroids

    Indeud.

    On the sword of ODIN,
    May the WINDS of WINSHIP propel you to monumental HIGHS.

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  5. lowoffer

    respectfully, “stores” or did you mean “stored”? re: your wine.

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  6. mike

    I know we are all waiting for the clam to do his thing at the hole….but what action dooms the markets???

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    • moolahheaven

      Bernanke becoming patriotic and actually giving a shit about the US in the long term, backing Romney and not just worrying about the SnP over the next 2 months IMO…

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  7. The forty seven point five
    The forty seven point five

    Fly will be gone when he is no longer allowed to enter the website at precisely 47.7 years old.

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  8. razorsedge

    but it not the culture of the site : A-game sir?

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  9. lowoffer

    wonderful choice of music. here we have “Capricho Arabe” played by the incredible Andres Segovia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dqzGgMnypw&feature=related

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  10. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    The Return of the Fly.

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  11. Clock

    http://tinyurl.com/28m4m7s

    Ahh yes….’Moonlight Sonata’, Ludwig van Beethoven.

    Dr. Flys appreciation of fine classical music also includes fine artwork (represented in slide showing) which is now, or at some future point, to be displayed at the residence of Dr. Fly for showing to the privileged.

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