iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Winning Streak Will Continue

Ahead of “The Hole,” “The Fly” is sidelined, bulked up in steroided fashion with 35% cash and HDGE. Literally, if the Fed were to surprise and hike rates by 10%, I could not be hurt. On the stars of the milky way, I cannot be damaged, as currently situated.

As you sit out there, holed up in homeless man tents, eating beans from a tin can, Le Fly is living a luxuriant lifestyle, accustomed to the finest things made available to the “non-working class.” As you know by now, it is my god given right to do so, blessings sent down from above so that I might explore unchecked hedonism.

How is all of this possible, you query?

Space rocket trading, fucked face.

I’ve been banking coin, continuously, for more than a decade. When I was a small lad, plebbing it up in the brokerage firm boardroom, I always tried to fix my attention on research. I’d laugh at the arch salesmen blow their books up in furious manners, all the while I plodded along–sticking knives into the top of their skulls as I passed them by.

One decade later, they are still cold calling and I am being cold called. See how that works?

Into the hole, I remain defiantly neutral, resilient in all things except the hardiness of my opinions that have helped me outstrip you for so long.

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17 comments

  1. zookini

    I’m trying to get my town Google Fiberhood’d

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  2. Mike

    long aapl & agq into the HOLE!! godspeed dr fly

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  3. The Fed

    501 long, 500 short, one extra long for AAPL #Timestamp

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    • Donkey Arbitrageur
      Donkey Arbitrageur

      Very, very nice. As for me…

      1 LONG, 1 SHORT #timestamped

      Only paid subscribers can see my positions and quantities, but… here’s a freebie.

      LONG: 500 shares TGT
      SHORT: 501 shares TGT

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  4. flyaway18

    Some of us plebs are banking coin with you.

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  5. clegger_2000

    Any word on “Stocksage”?

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  6. BottleRocket

    The sell off in crude today tells me a lot of longs are about to be fucked in their faces. No QE3 is coming. Not this week at least. Prepare to be Jackson’ed in your own holes.

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  7. moolahheaven

    “Stocksage” and my opinion of one possible future?
    He will get a presidential pardon and be released. Then he and his cocksucker buddies will petition for a irrefuckinsponsible SPR release to help his new buddy, the CIC (Cocksucker-in-Chief) get re-elected, press for QE3, 4 and 5 and ‘Impala’ anyone in their way who doesn’t go along for the ride to sky high asset prices. Food prices will quintuple, everyone will rely on food stamps and unemployment insurance, Obama will be re-elected, come ‘out of the closet’ as a Muslim and admit he was only practicing ‘Tekia’ (just like his fucking father and stepfather both were), and openly declare war on Israel. A-Jad and the Muslim Brotherhood will be guests at the White House and start Armegeddon. The wrath of hell will then descend and brain eating zombies will roam the fucking streets of America eating peoples brains and shitting out rainbow sherbert. The Sherbert will become legal tender since all US paper currency will be then be used as toilet paper only.

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  8. speedius

    Can I have ketchup with my beans?

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  9. razorsedge

    lol, da storm made me some . i had a great day!

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  10. republicat

    Big cap REIT’s are your friend.

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  11. Cascadian

    Living homeless eating beans from a can that I stole from a homeless shelter keeping every penny long shares.

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  12. ruggyup

    So I caught the last two minutes of CNBC at noon in time to hear a dude’s pick of the day to be: sell, sell all your high dividend payer stocks now. So sez I, screw that and I’m now looking at BOX, SDRL, SSW & GMLP up and up and up nicely. So, sez I, WTF makes me so stupid?

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