ATTENTION: The Blogger Network is Being Closed Tonight
When the clock strikes 3:10 am, the blogger network will be closed to new members. It’s not that I do not appreciate the drivel you pass off as commentary, but the proverbial line needs to be drawn somewhere.
This is not Seeking Alpha, where dickless vagabonds roam in search of attention, pumping and dumping without restrictions. This is iBankCoin, fuck ball, and I will not tolerate third tier shit.
After this evening, all new blogs will need to be manually approved by myself or another member of the legendary iBC board. If I was you, I’d take advantage of the generosity I am displaying by securing a blog tonight, even if you do not intend to use it immediately.
CLAIM YOUR VERY OWN IBC BLOG HERE.
Now that the iBC Blogger Network is being closed to the unwashed public, indefinitely, I envision active blogs will be sold in the black market for millions of dollars, sold to highest bidders at exclusive Sotheby’s auctions, alongside edible meats of near extinct animals and reptiles.
20 Responses to ATTENTION: The Blogger Network is Being Closed Tonight
“…dickless vagabonds….”
Ouch! You seriously busted me. I am so embarrassed.
“…dickless vagabonds….” = Homeless Transsexuals
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Exclusivity, scarcity! I will tell me children of this day. Brilliant!
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time to do da de bo!
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I tried and it keeps telling me to input a correct email address.
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Email jeremy
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Thanks. I just sent an email over. I felt like i was doing the evening homework with the kids with all the addition problems you were making me do, JK;-)
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No worries pal. I will post my ebay auction at 3:11 (great band). Hint: Reserve set at 1 million yen.
3:10 to Yuma?
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Back in 1986, people like me were taking the 8:15 to nowhere, so you’re one up on my generation.
My blogspace is duly secured. It rests unused, on account of I’ve barely had time from the day job to manage my own coin, let alone document it. But I see a time, not too many months down the road, when I might have all the free time I need.
And I’m actually looking forward to it.
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Hummm.should i get a blog and would i be interesting…ohhh mmm…ah.Nay i’am a bore i think i go search for porn.
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Wow. Your best sell yet, on this vagrant blogosphere network. Unfortunately, even priced at a no-use option, any kind of commitment is abhorrent, to me, and, so, Sotheby’s it will have to be! 
SIGN UP. Almost gone.
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Guess what people do for fun in Yuma.
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I see the planting of seeds of an exclusive old boys country club of bloggers whose claim to fame is they secured login before 3.10 tonight.
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OMG! Draghi is not going to speak at Jackson Hole per Bloomberg.
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What could he possibly say that would alter fundamentals of the carnage to come. He and all the other Clams are just delaying the inevitable.
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Market wants coke. The Clams made such a mess of all of this..we know how fundie ugly it is…but they, at this moment, are keeping it going. But, since 2009 my question is what will cause it to pop.
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First: Brilliant idea. Glad you’re deciding to keep your quality higher.
I’d also like to say that the new IBC is very nice. Congrats on the improvements.
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When the clock strikes 3:10 am, the blogger network will be closed to new members……CLAIM YOUR VERY OWN IBC BLOG HERE.
Will this cost me anything more than a smile? 
Die esoterischen wenigen, mit Hut und weißen Handschuh, neigen zu existentiellen Ursachen.
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