I see many of you took personal offense to my declaration that wearing shorts is the equivalent to riding a motorcycle with training wheels. America is all about comfort. Yes, we all want to walk around in leisure, drinking milkshakes and farting in tight, crowded areas. If you acknowledge the undebatable facts that you are a vagabond, unqualified to offer advice on the subject of deportment, the sooner your mental health will improve.
Speaking of which, my good friends, “the bears”, are throwing fits this morning (JCP)– trying to figure out why the market doesn’t trade lower. Like dogs drinking water out of small bowls, you are programmed to accept substandard advice from hucksters and charlatans. I told you there was a big bet to be made and I am in the process of doing it.
Since yesterday, I’ve been accumulating shares of MRVL. I will continue to buy shares up until earnings date (8/16). By then, it should be a top 3 position of mine, as the deep value statistics of the company warrants a great deal of my money–heading into a quarter that may prove to be seminal.
Finally, it’s good to see Steve Jobs’ retarded ex-partner, “WOZ”, hit the ball (finally) with an earnings beat over at FIO. This earnings season has been absolute, either destroying value on bad earnings– or thrusting market caps into the gilded era on beats. It’s important that you know your investment and understand the risks associated with playing without an edge.
25 Responses to Good, You Should Be Offended
V.Kingdom … Check it out … or die of ass rabies…
You need to improve your marketing skills.
Eye Cancer seemed a little over the top…
so MRVL the big bet?? I can see some room for increase..perhaps I play along…thanks Fly!!
The Woz used to date Kathy Griffin. You cant trust his decisions.
I wear shorts as I write. In public. I do feel shame…
However, I never wear jeans to the office on “jeans day” I believe that to be a disgusting custom and a most heinous sin. I do not wear jeans at all for that matter, as I do not participate in rodeos.
Sold my remaining Yelp yesterday and am waiting to buy it back lowercheaper
Fucking android phone…
I went golfing with a guy from work – he wore black jeans. It was about 98 degrees out and this guy is wearing, not only jeans, but black jeans. That was good for a laugh.
where do golf? Public courses?
I golf wherever the hell I please, you got that, pal?
Really? They allow jeans at your club?
No shorts huh? You would feel at home in China.
MRVL? HDD, NFC, pairing,pc
all their markets are slooow! you sure or are you trying to teabag me?
” Yes, we all want to walk around in leisure, drinking milkshakes and farting in tight, crowded areas.”
Lol! love this line!
On vacation at the beach… Just catching up on Fly’s blog.
I have not seen a single person yet swimming in their pants.
Lolwke – Laughing out loud with knees exposed.
you can be the first!
The V.King only wears a cod piece at the beach…
“Farting in tight, crowded areas”?
I do wear shorts. I do. But, they are very long. They are called JNCOs and they stop near my ankles. Gentlemanly and comfortable.
Versatile, but don’t overuse.
Hey Fly check out the V.Kingdom…topless photo of your favorite CEO
waht if you were and english gentleman working in Bermuda, are shorts OK then?
then it’s ok, but only under those circumstances.
Bored? How bout some Chatroulette?
Back from vacation. Suitably fit and tan. Shocked at the lack of volume. I admire Fly’s pick of MRVL. Awaiting everyone else to come back, so the fucking panic can resume.
I thought you were banned?